Amy's Place .. Poetry and Potpourri ... Jan.31, 2005 and Feb. 1, 2005

1-31-05 | JustAmy, St.Louie1, MamaBear, Billie

[JustAmy]

Welcome To....


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[Conspiracy Guy]

You don't like deer hunting?

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

If you're hunting deer with a machine gun there will be nothing left to eat!

[Temple Owl]

Say a prayer to St. Anthony, the patron saint of lost things. Just say something like Dear St. Anthony please help me find my lost keys. It'll work. It does every time.

[JustAmy]

I'm not sure when it will be.

If my son comes with me, it will be when he can take time off from work. If Jim and Sheila come out, it will be whenever Jim plans a trip; maybe when our troops come home.

[JustAmy]

It was a fun post.

Can we outlaw work?

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

You must not have a picture of it out on the internet, I couldn't find it.

[JustAmy]

Good afternoon, PAL.

Hope they are not overworking you.
Take it easy and have a wonderful week.

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

Hi Amy!

Well so far I have not had to sub for the sick gal. She came in to work this morning, she's out of FMLA. Everyone knows she's hurting, she can hardly walk. She's only in her 30's and has had endometriosis. She had surgery about a year ago and it did not help. She's single with no children. She's recently went to a pain clinic and sounds like it was a good experience. I think her doctor(s) want to do another surgery. Poor thing is in so much pain in the mornings that she throws up, and she can't afford to lose weight, she's just a wisp of a woman to begin with.

[JustAmy]

LOL

Or roller skates. :)

[JustAmy]

I will always remember the pictures of the Iraq people dancing in the streets and proudly displaying their inked fingers.

What a wonderful day for FReedom.

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

I agree!

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

Very cute graphic!

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

Maybe if we look around here we'll find your truck...

[Conspiracy Guy]

You have to aim well.

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

I found this while I was out looking for your truck, C.G....

Dang Rednecks!

Two local men were seriously injured when their pickup truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on state Highway 38 early Monday morning. Woodruff County Deputy Dovey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday. Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc, and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little Rock, are listed in serious condition at Baptist Medical Center. The accident occurred as the two men were returning to Des Arc after a frog-gigging trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Poole's pickup truck's headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering wheel column. Upon inserting the bullet, the headlights again began to operate properly and the two men proceeded on eastbound toward the White River Bridge. After traveling approximately 20 miles and just before crossing the river, the bullet apparently overheated, discharged and struck Poole in the right testicle. The vehicle swerved sharply to the right, exiting the pavement and striking a tree. Poole suffered only minor cuts and abrasions from the accident but will require surgery to repair the other wound. Wallis sustained a broken clavicle and was treated and released. "Thank God we weren't on that bridge when Thurston (shot his intimate parts off) or we might have been dead," stated Wallis. "I've been a trooper for 10 years in this part of the world, but this is a first for me. I can't believe that those two would admit how the accident happened," said Snyder. Upon being notified of the wreck, Lavinia, Poole's wife, asked how many frogs the boys had caught, and did anyone get them from the truck.

[JustAmy]

[Conspiracy Guy]

Thanks. It worked. I found them. They were in my pocket with the TV remote.

[JustAmy]

Better find the owner and keys to that truck fast!!!

;~)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Work should be against the Constitution. It is constantly interfering with my pursuit of happiness. Work is a hate crime.

[Conspiracy Guy]

If it was on the internet I could Google search it.