Michael Jackson has Mad Cow Disease

[Inkagnitow]

"What many people always thought, was yesterday confirmed by a large team of doctors.

According to doctor Thomas H Johnson (head of the team), Michael Jackson suffers from the Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE), widely known as the Mad Cow Disease.

A few weeks ago they came to the conclusion that Jackson appeared to have all the symptoms of this severe disease and the medical team immediately took a blood proof and came to this awful conclusion. Michael Jackson

The exact cause of BSE is not known but it is generally accepted by the scientific community that the likely cause of BSE is cannibalism, which resulted in infectious forms of a type of protein, prions, normally found in animals.

In cattle with BSE, these abnormal prions initially occur in the small intestines and tonsils, and are found in central nervous tissues, such as the brain and spinal cord, and other tissues of infected animals experiencing later stages of the disease.

Some rumors, which we will not hush up at Crazy News, say that cannibalism is the real cause in this case. According to these rumors Michael Jackson ate the foremost parts of his nose. This would have caused the formation of the malicious prions, and the beginning of the Mad Cow Disease.

There is no need to panic about this severe disease. It is very rare and the FDA and other federal agencies have had preventive measures in place to reduce the U.S. consumer's risk of exposure to any BSE-contaminated meat and food products.

However, if you suffer from the combination of the same symptoms as Michael Jackson, you are strongly advised to contact the medical assistance immediately. Here is a list of the major symptoms."

[andyandval]

for now

[andyandval]

Check out Murphy

[SolidRedState]

[dfwright]

Let's see if this turned out ok...

[Happy2BMe]

LoL! Hollywood will save the day!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

There is the naked mole rat.

No weird thread is complete without the naked mole rat. I see he has acquired a pancake since I last saw him

[filly]

Run for your life! It's Cat-zilla!!!!

[Happygal]

Bovine Spongiform Encephalopathy (BSE)

I thought the human strain of Mad Cow Disease was CJD (can't spell it properly but it's something like Creutzfeld's Jakobs Disease).

[Happygal]

Note to self - read the whole damn thing before posting. DOH!

[Gabz]

ROFLMPJO...............90 minutes later!!!!!

Actually I like the premise!!!!

[SmithL]

Thank you for sharing that

[MeekOneGOP]

haha! There you go. I like it! :^D

And what a nice and friendly looking pup, too.

[zip]

Good sense of humor. Hope you stay around.

[afnamvet]

Hearing of Jackson's mad cow disease and knowing of their recent intimacy, Beatrice hurriedly leaves in a cab.

[dfwright]

haha! There you go. I like it! :^D And what a nice and friendly looking pup, too.

Thanks! Don't let the innocent look fool you. He is quite a handful, I assure you.

[MeekOneGOP]

hehe! :^)

[Raffus]

I have to say - that is hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!

[darkwing104]

Good Lord! What are you talking about?
Why should we care?

[MeekOneGOP]

Kids Pups will be kids pups. :^D

[BJungNan]

Is this who you were looking for?