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Hand pulls groin
Yahoo Sports ^
| Monday, November 29, 2004
| fanball staff
Posted on 11/29/2004 10:51:08 AM PST by Randjuke
News
Giants defensive tackle Norman Hand strained his groin in the third quarter of Sunday's game against the Eagles and did not return to the game. "I didn't know big guys had groins," he told Newsday. "I'm finding out today that I actually have one." Hand hopes his sore groin won't keep him from playing the 'Skins next Sunday.
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We'll check back with Hand throughout the practice week to see if he'll be ready for the Redskins' game.
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To: Randjuke
Hardly breaking news at my house.
81
posted on
11/29/2004 1:06:25 PM PST
by
VRWCmember
("The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2)
To: Randjuke
Hand discovered pulled groin. ROTFL!
82
posted on
11/29/2004 1:11:35 PM PST
by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: BJClinton
"UROLOGIST IN TROUBLE WITH HIS PEERS"
83
posted on
11/29/2004 1:13:38 PM PST
by
Snickersnee
(Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket???)
To: Rebelbase
Isn't there temporary blindness associated with that?Please use a larger font in your future posts.
To: hellinahandcart; sauropod; cyborg; Clemenza; Cacique; Oschisms; NYCVirago; Gabz; lavrenti; ...
Well, I suppose it's better than (though less newsworthy) than "Groin Pulls Hand" ;)
And, NO, I do NOT have any pics!
85
posted on
11/29/2004 1:36:39 PM PST
by
NYC GOP Chick
(www.Hillary-Watch.org)
To: NYC GOP Chick
I read it..
Didn't want to comment as I'd get in a wee mite of trouble.
86
posted on
11/29/2004 1:48:20 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(I have friends, and I have co-conspirators.)
To: Snickersnee
*snicker* But do you have a link?
87
posted on
11/29/2004 2:13:57 PM PST
by
BJClinton
(Honk if you love peace and quiet.)
To: Shryke
Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
88
posted on
11/29/2004 2:36:43 PM PST
by
Brytani
("Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work - Edison)
To: Randjuke
There should be an award and trophy for folks who come up with headlines like this - LOL!!!
89
posted on
11/29/2004 2:54:21 PM PST
by
reagan_fanatic
(Oh yeah - and F the french too!)
To: Radix
Wasn't Hugh Jass part of that bunch?
90
posted on
11/29/2004 3:01:04 PM PST
by
Ditter
To: Ghengis
A long time ago, during the preseason roster cuts, I did read a headline: Four Skins Cut.Now that is priceless. Looks like the local moyel had some competition that day!
To: NYC GOP Chick
92
posted on
11/29/2004 3:57:05 PM PST
by
freedumb2003
(When does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a while. Please fill me in later.)
To: Radix
I used to know a guy named Richard Burns from Holden Mass.
To: Radix
I used to know a guy named Richard Burns from Holden Mass.True story: I knew this guy up in college. His name was Richard Lis. We called him Dick Lis -- for short.
To: Randjuke
Damn you!
I've been looking at this Thread ALL DAY LONG and refused to check it out because of the bizzare title.
It was STRANGE!: "Hand pulls groin".
Did it have something to do with a game like "Rock, Paper, Scissors"?
Was it a joke of some kind?
Nevermind. Sometimes you just have to say, "No!".
Time after time it popped up and I fought back the impulse to find out what the Thread was really about.
The afternoon dragged on and still it came up again and again.
I did my best to ignore it and move on.
I went home and had dinner.
After that I did some quick shopping before logging on.
........and there it was again.
My finger lingered over the button.
Should I?
My willpower finally collapsed.
DAMN YOU!
95
posted on
11/29/2004 5:43:11 PM PST
by
DoctorMichael
(The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
To: TheBigB
To: DoctorMichael
My willpower finally collapsed. DAMN YOU!
Hey, don't blame me for your lack of self-control! :-)
97
posted on
11/29/2004 8:14:01 PM PST
by
Randjuke
To: NYC GOP Chick
And, NO, I do NOT have any pics! Aww... no pics? LOL ;-D
98
posted on
11/29/2004 8:38:40 PM PST
by
nutmeg
("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
To: Randjuke
I did a Google search for the Post "Gillooley Fingers Tanya" headline, but I couldn't find it.
99
posted on
11/30/2004 5:39:44 AM PST
by
presidio9
(Islam is as Islam does)
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