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Hand pulls groin
Yahoo Sports ^ | Monday, November 29, 2004 | fanball staff

Posted on 11/29/2004 10:51:08 AM PST by Randjuke

News
Giants defensive tackle Norman Hand strained his groin in the third quarter of Sunday's game against the Eagles and did not return to the game. "I didn't know big guys had groins," he told Newsday. "I'm finding out today that I actually have one." Hand hopes his sore groin won't keep him from playing the 'Skins next Sunday.

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We'll check back with Hand throughout the practice week to see if he'll be ready for the Redskins' game.


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To: Randjuke

Hardly breaking news at my house.


81 posted on 11/29/2004 1:06:25 PM PST by VRWCmember ("The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left." Eccl. 10:2)
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To: Randjuke

Hand discovered pulled groin. ROTFL!


82 posted on 11/29/2004 1:11:35 PM PST by lilylangtree (Veni, Vidi, Vici)
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To: BJClinton

"UROLOGIST IN TROUBLE WITH HIS PEERS"


83 posted on 11/29/2004 1:13:38 PM PST by Snickersnee (Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket???)
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To: Rebelbase
Isn't there temporary blindness associated with that?

Please use a larger font in your future posts.

84 posted on 11/29/2004 1:22:21 PM PST by The_Media_never_lie
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To: hellinahandcart; sauropod; cyborg; Clemenza; Cacique; Oschisms; NYCVirago; Gabz; lavrenti; ...

Well, I suppose it's better than (though less newsworthy) than "Groin Pulls Hand" ;)

And, NO, I do NOT have any pics!


85 posted on 11/29/2004 1:36:39 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick (www.Hillary-Watch.org)
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To: NYC GOP Chick

I read it..
Didn't want to comment as I'd get in a wee mite of trouble.


86 posted on 11/29/2004 1:48:20 PM PST by Darksheare (I have friends, and I have co-conspirators.)
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To: Snickersnee

*snicker* But do you have a link?


87 posted on 11/29/2004 2:13:57 PM PST by BJClinton (Honk if you love peace and quiet.)
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To: Shryke

Congratulations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


88 posted on 11/29/2004 2:36:43 PM PST by Brytani ("Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work - Edison)
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To: Randjuke

There should be an award and trophy for folks who come up with headlines like this - LOL!!!


89 posted on 11/29/2004 2:54:21 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (Oh yeah - and F the french too!)
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To: Radix

Wasn't Hugh Jass part of that bunch?


90 posted on 11/29/2004 3:01:04 PM PST by Ditter
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To: Ghengis
A long time ago, during the preseason roster cuts, I did read a headline: Four Skins Cut.

Now that is priceless. Looks like the local moyel had some competition that day!

91 posted on 11/29/2004 3:07:02 PM PST by Tabi Katz
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To: NYC GOP Chick

LOL!!

A classic


92 posted on 11/29/2004 3:57:05 PM PST by freedumb2003 (When does the Revolution start? I'm going for a bike ride for a while. Please fill me in later.)
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To: Radix
I used to know a guy named Richard Burns from Holden Mass.


93 posted on 11/29/2004 5:17:00 PM PST by Dont Mention the War (W2: Coming January 20, 2005! Be There!)
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To: Radix
I used to know a guy named Richard Burns from Holden Mass.

True story: I knew this guy up in college. His name was Richard Lis. We called him Dick Lis -- for short.

94 posted on 11/29/2004 5:24:58 PM PST by FreeReign
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To: Randjuke
Damn you!

I've been looking at this Thread ALL DAY LONG and refused to check it out because of the bizzare title.

It was STRANGE!: "Hand pulls groin".

Did it have something to do with a game like "Rock, Paper, Scissors"?

Was it a joke of some kind?

Nevermind. Sometimes you just have to say, "No!".

Time after time it popped up and I fought back the impulse to find out what the Thread was really about.

The afternoon dragged on and still it came up again and again.

I did my best to ignore it and move on.

I went home and had dinner.

After that I did some quick shopping before logging on.

........and there it was again.

My finger lingered over the button.

Should I?

My willpower finally collapsed.

DAMN YOU!

95 posted on 11/29/2004 5:43:11 PM PST by DoctorMichael (The Fourth Estate is a Fifth Column!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: TheBigB

Watch it.


96 posted on 11/29/2004 7:04:34 PM PST by Holden Magroin
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To: DoctorMichael
My willpower finally collapsed.

DAMN YOU!

Hey, don't blame me for your lack of self-control! :-)

97 posted on 11/29/2004 8:14:01 PM PST by Randjuke
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To: NYC GOP Chick
And, NO, I do NOT have any pics!

Aww... no pics? LOL ;-D

98 posted on 11/29/2004 8:38:40 PM PST by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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To: Randjuke

I did a Google search for the Post "Gillooley Fingers Tanya" headline, but I couldn't find it.


99 posted on 11/30/2004 5:39:44 AM PST by presidio9 (Islam is as Islam does)
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100 bump


100 posted on 11/30/2004 2:59:51 PM PST by Diddle E. Squat
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