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Hand pulls groin
Yahoo Sports ^
 | Monday, November 29, 2004
 | fanball staff
Posted on 11/29/2004 10:51:08 AM PST by Randjuke
News
 Giants defensive tackle Norman Hand strained his groin in the third quarter of Sunday's game against the Eagles and did not return to the game. "I didn't know big guys had groins," he told Newsday. "I'm finding out today that I actually have one." Hand hopes his sore groin won't keep him from playing the 'Skins next Sunday.
 
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 We'll check back with Hand throughout the practice week to see if he'll be ready for the Redskins' game.
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    Has to be one of the greatest headlines of all time.
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posted on 
11/29/2004 10:51:08 AM PST
by 
Randjuke
 
To: Randjuke
    "Has to be one of the greatest headlines of all time." 
 
Agreed : )
 
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posted on 
11/29/2004 10:52:09 AM PST
by 
StrictTime
(Schadenfreude is my birthright!)
 
To: Randjuke
    "Greatest sports headline of all time" BUMP.
 
3
posted on 
11/29/2004 10:52:26 AM PST
by 
mattdono
("Crush the democrats, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of the scumbags" -Big Arnie)
 
To: Randjuke
    I thought this was a Michael Jackson Story......
 
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posted on 
11/29/2004 10:52:37 AM PST
by 
Red Badger
(If the Red States are JESUSLAND, then the Blue States are SATANLAND......)
 
To: Constitution Day; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Shryke
    "Hand pulls groin" Classic. :)
 
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posted on 
11/29/2004 10:53:17 AM PST
by 
TheBigB
(I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
 
To: Randjuke
    ROTFLMAO! 
 
Now where are the pics!
 
To: Randjuke
    Has to be one of the greatest headlines of all time.Brilliant!
 
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posted on 
11/29/2004 10:53:39 AM PST
by 
NeoCaveman
(http://route-82.blogspot.com (Now with 20% more stuned beebers))
 
To: TheBigB
    Annnd the hits keep on comin'!
 
To: Randjuke
    Has to be one of the greatest headlines of all time. ...ranks right up there with "Woman Beats Off Would-Be Rapist"
 
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posted on 
11/29/2004 10:55:00 AM PST
by 
meandog
(qu"Do unto others before they do unto you!")
 
To: Constitution Day
     "I didn't know big guys had groins," he told Newsday. "I'm finding out today that I actually have one."  Wonder what he majored in...;-)
 
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posted on 
11/29/2004 10:55:39 AM PST
by 
TheBigB
(I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
 
To: aculeus; general_re; BlueLancer; Poohbah; hellinahandcart; Constitution Day
    A hand in the groin is worth . . . never mind.
 
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posted on 
11/29/2004 10:55:45 AM PST
by 
dighton
 
To: Randjuke
    "I didn't know big guys had groins," he told Newsday. "I'm finding out today that I actually have one." 
 
My son found his when he was 6 months old. He still knows that he has it. 
 
APf
 
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posted on 
11/29/2004 10:56:03 AM PST
by 
APFel
(Humanity has a poor track record of predicting its own future.)
 
To: meandog
    ranks right up there with "Woman Beats Off Would-Be Rapist" 
 
 
+++LOL, I can't stop laughing. I never heard that one.
 
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posted on 
11/29/2004 10:56:46 AM PST
by 
JoeV1
(The Democrats-The unlawful and corrupt leading the uneducated and blind)
 
To: anniegetyourgun
     
 
You decide. 
It's legit, but...
 
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posted on 
11/29/2004 10:56:52 AM PST
by 
onyx
 
To: Randjuke
    Hand, groin, and skins should never be in the same sentence. 
 ;-)
 
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posted on 
11/29/2004 10:57:08 AM PST
by 
savedbygrace
("No Monday morning quarterback has never led a team to victory" GW Bush)
 
To: Randjuke
    Breaking news: "QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED"
 
To: StrictTime
    "Has to be one of the greatest headlines of all time."  Excellent - I bet they were waiting for years to use that one.
To: StrictTime
    Haha yup, I had to open this article just to see what the HECK it was about LOL
 
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posted on 
11/29/2004 10:57:37 AM PST
by 
eXe
(Si vis pacem, para bellum)
 
To: Randjuke
    Here are three Google headlines that are there right now: 
 
 
 
Arafat heir beats off Fatah 'old guard' 
 Mail & Guardian Online (subscription), South Africa - Nov 15, 2004 
The man widely expected to succeed Yasser Arafat in next year's Palestinian elections, Mahmoud Abbas, on Monday appeared to win a power struggle in the ...  
O'Gara's boot beats off persistent Pumas 
 Independent, UK - 20 hours ago 
... preferred Ronan to have attempted the kick from 30 metres," said the Ireland coach Eddie O'Sullivan, "but it went over and victory rounded off a satisfactory ...  
Student Aisha beats off her twin problems 
 ic Huddersfield.co.uk, UK - Nov 11, 2004 
By The Huddersfield Daily Examiner. A total of 160 very special students will be honoured at an awards ceremony tonight. Huddersfield
 
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posted on 
11/29/2004 10:57:56 AM PST
by 
MineralMan
(godless atheist)
 
To: Xenalyte; dead; Lazamataz; martin_fierro; marktuoni; magslinger; PatrickHenry; ...
    Wow. An inspiring headline. Sorry I haven't pinged ya'll in a while, I went and got married/honeymoon, and that stuff. Enjoy.
BEEBER to the SAF list!
SAF is the Smart A$$ed Freeper  list, dedicated to levity. Please email me to be on or off.
 
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posted on 
11/29/2004 10:58:09 AM PST
by 
Shryke
 
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