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Has to be one of the greatest headlines of all time.
1 posted on 11/29/2004 10:51:08 AM PST by Randjuke
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To: Randjuke

"Has to be one of the greatest headlines of all time."

Agreed : )


2 posted on 11/29/2004 10:52:09 AM PST by StrictTime (Schadenfreude is my birthright!)
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To: Randjuke

"Greatest sports headline of all time" BUMP.


3 posted on 11/29/2004 10:52:26 AM PST by mattdono ("Crush the democrats, drive them before you, and hear the lamentations of the scumbags" -Big Arnie)
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To: Randjuke

I thought this was a Michael Jackson Story......


4 posted on 11/29/2004 10:52:37 AM PST by Red Badger (If the Red States are JESUSLAND, then the Blue States are SATANLAND......)
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To: Constitution Day; martin_fierro; Tijeras_Slim; Shryke
"Hand pulls groin"

Classic. :)

5 posted on 11/29/2004 10:53:17 AM PST by TheBigB (I sure could go for a charbroiled hamburger sammich and some french fried potatoes!)
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To: Randjuke

ROTFLMAO!

Now where are the pics!


6 posted on 11/29/2004 10:53:21 AM PST by Gingersnap
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To: Randjuke
Has to be one of the greatest headlines of all time.

Brilliant!

7 posted on 11/29/2004 10:53:39 AM PST by NeoCaveman (http://route-82.blogspot.com (Now with 20% more stuned beebers))
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To: Randjuke
Has to be one of the greatest headlines of all time.

...ranks right up there with "Woman Beats Off Would-Be Rapist"

9 posted on 11/29/2004 10:55:00 AM PST by meandog (qu"Do unto others before they do unto you!")
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To: aculeus; general_re; BlueLancer; Poohbah; hellinahandcart; Constitution Day

A hand in the groin is worth . . . never mind.


11 posted on 11/29/2004 10:55:45 AM PST by dighton
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To: Randjuke

"I didn't know big guys had groins," he told Newsday. "I'm finding out today that I actually have one."

My son found his when he was 6 months old. He still knows that he has it.

APf


12 posted on 11/29/2004 10:56:03 AM PST by APFel (Humanity has a poor track record of predicting its own future.)
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To: anniegetyourgun



You decide.
It's legit, but...


14 posted on 11/29/2004 10:56:52 AM PST by onyx
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To: Randjuke
Hand, groin, and skins should never be in the same sentence.

;-)

15 posted on 11/29/2004 10:57:08 AM PST by savedbygrace ("No Monday morning quarterback has never led a team to victory" GW Bush)
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To: Randjuke

Breaking news: "QUEEN MARY HAVING BOTTOM SCRAPED"


16 posted on 11/29/2004 10:57:15 AM PST by stainlessbanner
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To: Randjuke

Here are three Google headlines that are there right now:



Arafat heir beats off Fatah 'old guard'



Mail & Guardian Online (subscription), South Africa - Nov 15, 2004
The man widely expected to succeed Yasser Arafat in next year's Palestinian elections, Mahmoud Abbas, on Monday appeared to win a power struggle in the ...

O'Gara's boot beats off persistent Pumas


Independent, UK - 20 hours ago
... preferred Ronan to have attempted the kick from 30 metres," said the Ireland coach Eddie O'Sullivan, "but it went over and victory rounded off a satisfactory ...

Student Aisha beats off her twin problems


ic Huddersfield.co.uk, UK - Nov 11, 2004
By The Huddersfield Daily Examiner. A total of 160 very special students will be honoured at an awards ceremony tonight. Huddersfield


19 posted on 11/29/2004 10:57:56 AM PST by MineralMan (godless atheist)
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To: Randjuke
Isn't there temporary blindness associated with that?
21 posted on 11/29/2004 10:59:07 AM PST by Rebelbase (Who is General Chat and why does he/she have their own forum?)
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To: NYC GOP Chick; mhking; Howlin
*Ahem*

Definitely one for your ping lists! ;-)

23 posted on 11/29/2004 10:59:39 AM PST by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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To: Randjuke
"I didn't know big guys had groins,"

This would have been a great sub-headline.

24 posted on 11/29/2004 10:59:40 AM PST by siunevada
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To: January24th

PING!


25 posted on 11/29/2004 10:59:43 AM PST by Camachee
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To: Randjuke
Advice from Archie. "Hand should see a groinacologist"
26 posted on 11/29/2004 11:00:02 AM PST by Young Werther
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To: Randjuke
"I've got hand baby!"


28 posted on 11/29/2004 11:01:17 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (All I ask from livin' is to have no chains on me. All I ask from dyin' is to go naturally.)
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To: Randjuke
In other news . . .

Bull to Speak on Artificial Insemination

33 posted on 11/29/2004 11:02:26 AM PST by AnAmericanMother (. . . Ministrix of ye Chace (recess appointment), TTGC Ladies' Auxiliary . . .)
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