[Nateman]

What's with this Japanese poetry stuff? Lets hear it for limericks!

Their once was a Libeler named Dan
Who had an official Microsoft document in hand.
But its year was 1972
And Its Colonel had retired too
Now he's a joke all across the land.

[EternalVigilance]

There once was a hack named Dan Rather
Who nightly came on just to blather
It didn't have to be true
Til the FReepers came through
Now the Left are the ones in a lather!

[Chad Fairbanks]

There once was a man from CBS
Who thought he was God's gift to the press
He says with a grin
as he wipes off his chin
"Being on my knees for Kerry is the best!"

[EternalVigilance]

Cronkite and Rather
Finally lost in the end
Poetic justice

They lost Vietnam
Through lying propaganda
But now they've been FReeped

[My back yard]

Limericks, love em.

There once was a forger-at-arms
Whose post was to do justice harms
But when Freepers said fight
In pajamas at night
They sent Dan Rather back to his farms