Official CBS Haiku Thread.

[Boxcar]

Post your CBS / Dan Rather Haiku here.

[Boxcar]

With gazed over eyes and a lost reputation he drank his Kool-aid

[Boxcar]

With gazed over eyes

and a lost reputation

he drank his Kool-aid

[Doctor Stochastic]

The Will to Believe
Dan did not mean to decieve
If he would just leave.

[Uncledave]

The Story is True.
Do not question what I say.
The Story is True.

[demitall]

Telling a bad story
Rather hung in autumn breeze
Fitting end to liar

[Terabitten]

Memos are not real
Journalists fall like dead leaves
Lies Rather than Truth

[Chummy]

Authentic copies
A stonewalling journalist
That last one's a stretch

[Rebelbase]

Damn that superscript
Petah and Tom are laughing
What's the Frequency?

[Mount Athos]

Dan Rather's Demise
Freepers in their living rooms
Wearing Pajamas

[Rebelbase]

I hate Bush I hate
Bush I hate Bush I hate Bush
I hate Bush I hate

[Sgt_Schultze]

Dan has left his mind

He has embraced the dark side

Dan's a far leftist

[Alouette]

I am Dan your Lord
Do not listen those guys
Behind the keyboard

[Chummy]

Let's see what you have;
are these real or forgeries?
Ha! Like Rather cares.

[Chad Fairbanks]

So, we get s**t wrong.
There is nothing you can do
about it so there!

[truthkeeper]

LOL

[Ronin]

Truth is sublime…
Only Rather knows it all.
Dare you to question?

[Redcloak]

Insert the CD
Answer "Yes" to the defaults
Give Dan what he wants

New Times Roman font
Word adds its own superscript
Ra^ther odd looking

[Charles Henrickson]

Spacing? Kerning? Font?
Damn those Pajama People!
Need my sign-off: Courage.

[Nateman]

What's with this Japanese poetry stuff? Lets hear it for limericks!

Their once was a Libeler named Dan
Who had an official Microsoft document in hand.
But its year was 1972
And Its Colonel had retired too
Now he's a joke all across the land.

[freebilly]

Kerrying water
I thought I had Bush in hand
Must pull head from ass....