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Amy's Place .. Poetry and Potpourri .. June 28-29, 2004
6-28-04
| JustAmy, St.Louie1, MamaBear and Billie
Posted on 06/28/2004 7:02:31 AM PDT by JustAmy
Welcome To....
'Amy's Place' welcomes all poets
and those who enjoy poetry.
'Amy's Place' is more than just about poetry.
Come in, relax, and share with fellow FReepers
your thoughts about any of the things on the *Menu*.
Enjoy! :)
Never Forget!
Howdy!
I'm the mouser at Amy's Place.
Amy named me 'cootblanch'....
(don't ask why. hahaha)
Amy's personal guardian ~
the always charming, lovable, huggable,
LouieWolf
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To: OESY
"Expressing outrage over having their own words used against them.
Priceless."
LOL
Thanks for the link, OESY.
Whenever I see a poll showing that John F. Kerry is leading, I wonder why some people are not bothered by his FlipFlops. Do you think the poll results are skewed?
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posted on
06/28/2004 7:39:25 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(Please pray for our Marine and his family.)
To: JustAmy; All; Jen; MistyCA; SAMWolf; tuliptree76; Tragically Single; PreviouslyA-Lurker; ...
Evening my friends. Sorry, I'm late, I had lots of things to do today, but I'm here… better late than never. :-) Hope you had a great warm day, so how about some lemon juice…
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet: The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass, and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could squeeze out one more drop of juice would win the money.
Many people had tried over time (weight lifters, longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it.
One day a scrawny little man came in, wearing thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the bet." After the laughter died down, the bartender said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away. Then he handed the wrinkled remains of the rind to the little man.
But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence as the man clenched his fist around the lemon and six drops fell into the glass. As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the $1000, and asked the little man, "What do you do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight lifter, or what?"
The man replied, "I work for the Internal Revenue Service."
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posted on
06/28/2004 7:39:57 PM PDT
by
Victoria Delsoul
("In answer to what we promised, the infidel got his fair treatment," Al-Qaeda to wife's tearful plea)
To: Victoria Delsoul
they are the only ones that could do it !
good one!
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posted on
06/28/2004 7:45:42 PM PDT
by
The Mayor
(The first step to receiving eternal life is to admit that we don't deserve it.)
To: Victoria Delsoul; Kudsman
Hahahahaha
That's a good one. Thanks, Victoria.
Hope you had a great day, even if it was a busy one.
BTW .... Kuds want you to ping him when you get here.
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posted on
06/28/2004 7:46:19 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(Please pray for our Marine and his family.)
To: Victoria Delsoul; Tragically Single
The man replied, "I work for the Internal Revenue Service."ROFL! I love these kind of jokes. They go with my accounting/tax background. (Yes, I already know I'm weird!) :)
85
posted on
06/28/2004 7:47:45 PM PDT
by
tuliptree76
(The one who's worthwhile is the one who can smile when everything goes dead wrong.)
To: JustAmy
86
posted on
06/28/2004 7:47:47 PM PDT
by
The Mayor
(The first step to receiving eternal life is to admit that we don't deserve it.)
To: tuliptree76
You are very welcome,
I'm glad you enjoy them as I do..
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posted on
06/28/2004 7:48:27 PM PDT
by
The Mayor
(The first step to receiving eternal life is to admit that we don't deserve it.)
To: The Mayor
Good evening, Mayor.
Today (and everyday) seemed like a good day to display our patriotism.
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posted on
06/28/2004 7:51:13 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(Please pray for our Marine and his family.)
To: Victoria Delsoul; JustAmy
BTW .... Kuds want you to ping him when you get here. Thats OK Amy, I heard her when she came in.
Hi Vic. You ordered, I obeyed.
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posted on
06/28/2004 7:52:27 PM PDT
by
Kudsman
(Union thug for Bush)
To: The Mayor
90
posted on
06/28/2004 7:54:06 PM PDT
by
Victoria Delsoul
("In answer to what we promised, the infidel got his fair treatment," Al-Qaeda to wife's tearful plea)
To: JustAmy; Kudsman
Hi Amy!!! Thanks so much, I had a nice day.
OK, pinging Kuds, pinging kuds...
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posted on
06/28/2004 7:55:25 PM PDT
by
Victoria Delsoul
("In answer to what we promised, the infidel got his fair treatment," Al-Qaeda to wife's tearful plea)
To: tuliptree76
LOL!!! Hi Tulip, so good to see you!
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posted on
06/28/2004 7:56:07 PM PDT
by
Victoria Delsoul
("In answer to what we promised, the infidel got his fair treatment," Al-Qaeda to wife's tearful plea)
To: Kudsman
Hahaha, Hi Kuds, how are ya?
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posted on
06/28/2004 7:57:09 PM PDT
by
Victoria Delsoul
("In answer to what we promised, the infidel got his fair treatment," Al-Qaeda to wife's tearful plea)
To: Kudsman; JustAmy; Jen; MistyCA; tuliptree76; Tragically Single; PreviouslyA-Lurker; All
Wanna hear some music?
My Sweet Lord…
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posted on
06/28/2004 8:02:50 PM PDT
by
Victoria Delsoul
("In answer to what we promised, the infidel got his fair treatment," Al-Qaeda to wife's tearful plea)
To: Victoria Delsoul
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posted on
06/28/2004 8:05:53 PM PDT
by
JustAmy
(Please pray for our Marine and his family.)
To: JustAmy
You're quite welcome. I like that song, I like it a lot.
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posted on
06/28/2004 8:06:58 PM PDT
by
Victoria Delsoul
("In answer to what we promised, the infidel got his fair treatment," Al-Qaeda to wife's tearful plea)
To: Victoria Delsoul
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posted on
06/28/2004 8:17:32 PM PDT
by
tuliptree76
(The one who's worthwhile is the one who can smile when everything goes dead wrong.)
To: Victoria Delsoul
Good. It's good to see you again.
Nice song. You ever heard the song "Heaven" by the band Live? It's off of the "bIRdS OF PRAY' disc. (That's album for those of you in Rio (whatever Rush says) ?
Give me a clue please Amy. It's out there on the left coast somewhere isn't it?
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posted on
06/28/2004 8:20:05 PM PDT
by
Kudsman
(Union thug for Bush)
To: Tragically Single; JustAmy; Victoria Delsoul
Oh...I almost forgot to tell you guys...the big news for my small town is that we had an earthquake in northern IL last night! The epicenter was about 2 hours away, but we still felt it. It just shook the house for a second, and it was nothing like the ones that CA gets...but it's a rarity here!
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posted on
06/28/2004 8:21:27 PM PDT
by
tuliptree76
(The one who's worthwhile is the one who can smile when everything goes dead wrong.)
To: Kudsman
You ever heard the song "Heaven" by the band Live No, I haven't. Is it good? Can you find it?
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posted on
06/28/2004 8:24:28 PM PDT
by
Victoria Delsoul
("In answer to what we promised, the infidel got his fair treatment," Al-Qaeda to wife's tearful plea)
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