Welcome Friends, foes and associates to the completely remodeled Free Republic...
Smoker's Lounge
Posted on 06/04/2004 1:44:40 PM PDT by Just another Joe
Welcome Friends, foes and associates to the completely remodeled Free Republic...
Smoker's Lounge
Here you will find a comfy place to smoke, drink, joke or whatever. We always have a great time, so sit back, relax and...
How in heaven's name did I miss the openning.............????
I'm so ashamed of myself.
alright - do your gloating!!!!!
I'll be back again some Saturday.
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And I was raised Catholic!!!! I've never heard that one before!!!
Hi, Joe-may I please have a Miller Lite? I've got time for one before I have to go light the grill for steaks.
Not that's funny! I've got to tell that one to hubby when he gets home-we both went to Catholic schools and he loves nun jokes.
Good Grief woman ---- does your hubby NEVER do anything about the grill????????????
Pick your own dinner here tonight.....
I'm having left over Chinese from last night, I think hubby is also and Jax is having Kid's cuisine.......
It's raining - no interest in dealing witht he grill!!!
OK - Guess I'll just go play a game on Pogo!!!!
Neener neener neeeeeeeeennerrr!
Phhhht!
Nyaaa, nya nya, nyaaa nyaaa.
This should put a smile back on your face.
The wedding date was set and the grooms three pals- a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist- were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter decided that he would saw the slats off their bed.
The electrician figured that wiring the bed with alternating current would give them a few chuckles.
The dentist would not tell what he had done, but wore a sly grin and swore that it would be memorable.
The wedding and reception went as planned. A few days later, each of the groom's three friends received a letter saying the following:
"Dear friends, we did not mind the bed slats being sawed. The electric shock was only a minor setback. But, I swear by all that's Holy, I am going to kill the sonofaseacook that put Novocain in the K-Y Jelly."
Why for you go to be leaving so soon?
Nobody was talking to be and the bar tender won't give me a drink..............
Well, I'll talk to you.
As to grilling when it's raining: I do it all the time, as all 4 BBq's here are under the eaves, and it's easy to keep dry.
I've cooked everything in the BBq: bread, spaghetti, roasts, pizza, pita bread, all kinds of stuff.
I try to do most of the cooking outside in the summer, as it helps keep the house a bit cooler.
Paddy the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his horror he sees a tree in the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realises that there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and brings his car to a stop.
The officer, approaches Paddy's car and asks him what on earth he was doing. Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the officer stops him mid sentence and says, "Fer cryin'out loud, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!"
We use the grill with snowbanks on the ground....
It was just a matter of having a bunch of leftover Chinese take out from last night - hubby went a bit overboard when ordering!!!
What's a "snowbank"? < BG >
I just figgered it out: It's where you keep your ice cubes, right?
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