alright - do your gloating!!!!!
Neener neener neeeeeeeeennerrr!
Phhhht!
Nyaaa, nya nya, nyaaa nyaaa.
This should put a smile back on your face.
The wedding date was set and the grooms three pals- a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist- were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night.
The carpenter decided that he would saw the slats off their bed.
The electrician figured that wiring the bed with alternating current would give them a few chuckles.
The dentist would not tell what he had done, but wore a sly grin and swore that it would be memorable.
The wedding and reception went as planned. A few days later, each of the groom's three friends received a letter saying the following:
"Dear friends, we did not mind the bed slats being sawed. The electric shock was only a minor setback. But, I swear by all that's Holy, I am going to kill the sonofaseacook that put Novocain in the K-Y Jelly."