Amy's Place .. Poetry and Potpourri ..May 25, 2004 thru June 4, 2004

Good Afternoon again, Meekie!

621 posted on 06/02/2004 11:36:11 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (But what is the reward for FEMALE terrorist martyrs in etenity?)

To: The Mayor; Conspiracy Guy

The thread was supposed to last thru June 4...see what it says at the top?

622 posted on 06/02/2004 11:37:29 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (But what is the reward for FEMALE terrorist martyrs in etenity?)

To: Conspiracy Guy

AH HA! So, you do drink coffee and get caffine buzzed!

623 posted on 06/02/2004 11:39:12 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (But what is the reward for FEMALE terrorist martyrs in etenity?)

To: Mama_Bear; Conspiracy Guy; NicknamedBob; OESY; Darksheare; JustAmy; Victoria Delsoul; Jen; ...

624 posted on 06/02/2004 11:42:46 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (But what is the reward for FEMALE terrorist martyrs in etenity?)

To: Diva Betsy Ross; Lady Jag

625 posted on 06/02/2004 11:49:43 AM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (But what is the reward for FEMALE terrorist martyrs in etenity?)

To: PreviouslyA-Lurker; All

And a good afternoon to you!

The Mating Game
Copyright © 2004
by Uncle Frank

If a June night could talk,
it would probably boast it invented romance.
--- Bern Williams

626 posted on 06/02/2004 12:39:30 PM PDT by OESY

To: OESY; Mama_Bear

That's BIG, that's REAL BIG.

Now see, Mama Bear, if humming birds were that big I wouldn't mistake them for a bug.

627 posted on 06/02/2004 12:45:05 PM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (But what is the reward for FEMALE terrorist martyrs in eternity?)

To: OESY; Conspiracy Guy

Leaving for the day, have a wonderful evening!

628 posted on 06/02/2004 2:09:45 PM PDT by PreviouslyA-Lurker (But what is the reward for FEMALE terrorist martyrs in eternity?)

To: PreviouslyA-Lurker

Good afternoon, PAL! It's a great day.

629 posted on 06/02/2004 2:22:51 PM PDT by Lady Jag (Was sciencediet till I found the solution)

To: PreviouslyA-Lurker

630 posted on 06/02/2004 4:46:26 PM PDT by Conspiracy Guy (Everything that really matters I learned from a song when I was 3. Jesus Loves Me!)

To: Mama_Bear; All; JustAmy; PreviouslyA-Lurker; Alberta's Child; Tragically Single; SAMWolf; Pippin; ..

Hi everybody.

Fatricia and Feter

Ladies and gentlemen, 50 years ago Paul Finch, the famous short-sighted poet, typed his last poem on a machine which had been repaired by an equally short-sighted repairman. And he put the 'F' where the 'P' should be, and the 'P' where the 'F' should be.

However, as it is his last poem, I thought you might like to hear it as it was originally written. Here it is then, Fatricia and Feter, the pinal foem of Faul Pinch. I think you'll like it.

Fatricia was just pipteen
When she pell in love with Fete,
He was pishing in the river,
With galoshes on his peat.

(He speaks first)

"Is the water deef here?"
"About pour inches," she reflies,
He fut his poot in pront of him,
And sank up to his eyes.

As he struggled to the surpace,
Covered prom head to poot, in muck,
She said, "That's punny,
It only comes halp way uf my duck."

She noticed he was peeling paint
So she griffed him by the arm,
He said, "Are you rich?" She said, "No, I peed myself
With pood grown on my parm."

Years fassed by and handsome Fete
Lept town, and so did fretty Fat,
She joined the metrofolitan folice porce,
Her polks were froud of that.

One day as she was facing uf and down,
She heard a strange cry in the street,
Someone was flaying a piddle,
In the gutter, there stoof Fete.

She could tell by the look ufon his pace,
He was peeling broken-hearted,
He said, "I've lept my wipe, you know,"
She said, "I'd heard you'd... gone."

"Flease, flease, oh go away flease," he begged,
She answered him with smiles,
He said, "I've been in frison,"
She said, "I know, I've seen your piles."

He said, "At least I had pood in there
And over my head a roop,
If I'd have stayed much longer with all those men,
I'd have become a raving foop."

She held his hand as they were wed,
At the chafel of St. Fauls,
They honeymooned in Niagara,
And she held him by the palls.

They now have pour children,
And lipe for them is great,
You just can't fredict where it will foint,
That pickle pinger of pate.

-- Benny Hill

631 posted on 06/02/2004 5:44:04 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul (Terrorists love Kerry because he'll fight a more effective WOT by following the Geneva Convention)

Yay! Glad you're having a good time, Amy. We'll be waiting for you.

Take care.

632 posted on 06/02/2004 5:49:15 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul (Terrorists love Kerry because he'll fight a more effective WOT by following the Geneva Convention)

To: Victoria Delsoul

She noticed he was peeling paint
So she griffed him by the arm,
He said, "Are you rich?" She said, "No, I peed myself
With pood grown on my parm."

LOL!

633 posted on 06/02/2004 6:19:14 PM PDT by SAMWolf (Be careful when playing under the anvil tree.)

I find him really funny. :-)

634 posted on 06/02/2004 6:34:52 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul (Terrorists love Kerry because he'll fight a more effective WOT by following the Geneva Convention)

To: Victoria Delsoul

How did I somehow know you were a Benny Hill fan? lol....

635 posted on 06/02/2004 6:36:07 PM PDT by Terabitten (Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of All Who Threaten It)

To: Tragically Single

Same sense of humor? LOL

636 posted on 06/02/2004 6:39:27 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul (Terrorists love Kerry because he'll fight a more effective WOT by following the Geneva Convention)

To: Victoria Delsoul

As me or him? :)

How's your day been, Victoria?

637 posted on 06/02/2004 6:55:11 PM PDT by Terabitten (Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of All Who Threaten It)

To: Tragically Single

As him.

I had a good day, thanks. How about you?

638 posted on 06/02/2004 6:58:38 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul (Terrorists love Kerry because he'll fight a more effective WOT by following the Geneva Convention)

To: Victoria Delsoul

It was good. Hey, do you happen to have anything from the Doors running around?

639 posted on 06/02/2004 7:06:58 PM PDT by Terabitten (Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of All Who Threaten It)

To: Tragically Single

do you happen to have anything from the Doors running around?

Maybe, I haven't checked. I'm going out, but I'll take a look when I come back. Otherwise, I'll post it tomorrow, OK? :-)

640 posted on 06/02/2004 7:15:00 PM PDT by Victoria Delsoul (Terrorists love Kerry because he'll fight a more effective WOT by following the Geneva Convention)

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