Free Republic Smokers' Lounge

Puff List ^ | 3/12/04 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

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[Argh]

I'm fat. Not circumferentially-enhanced, or whatever, fat. And it's not because I have metabolic problems, it's because I eat to much and drink to much and don't get enough exercise (that exercise crap is against my religion). Ask Miss SeaDragon, she's the only freeper who has met me.

Just the other day, we went to visit the new office we'll be moving into: here's how the conversation went:

Argh: "Hey, this office is farther away from the bus stop!"

Wiseacre who works with Argh: "Good, maybe you'll lose some weight."

Argh: "No way, I'll just have to step up the beer consumption."

[Argh]

Should have been "eat too much and drink too much". Not just fat, but stoopid. Sheeesshhh!

[SheLion]

Should have been "eat too much and drink too much". Not just fat, but stoopid. Sheeesshhh!

Well, your doing it your way and sounds like you enjoy life! "I" say: do what it takes to be happy in order to make it through this world gone mad!

[Argh]

I concur 100%, Miss Lion. I'm running Hedonism Central here. :^)

[international american]

Hedonism has its merits too!!

[BureaucratusMaximus]

Wow, there's a little bit of everything on the SL thread this time around...so lemmie add some blonde jokes:

She was Soooooooo Blonde . . .

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.

* She thought General Motors was in the army.

* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."

She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She tripped over a cordless phone.

* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."

* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She studied for a blood test.

* She sold the car for gas money.

* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.

* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.

* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.

[Gabz]

Thanks, JaJ - it was very difficult to write.

[international american]

Things like that are always difficult.

[Gabz]

All he needs is a can of BEER!

Him and me both!!!!!

[Gabz]

You're right, IA.....but it was something I wanted to do. Both she and her daughter asked me to be the one to inform her cyber friends and while I contacted many of our mutual friends personally....there were too many others that I had no way of contacting.

[international american]

I never heard of Max, but I will pray for him, anyway.

[Gabz]

Thanks, IA.

Max is actually a she and if it weren't for her I wouldn't have found FR for much longer than it took me to find it.

[international american]

Hard to figgur names here:)

Where is CG and LE??

[Gabz]

Hard to figgur names here:)

The Max McGarrity ploy of being male was a planned thing....very long story.

I would venture to say that both CG and LE took some time off due to the encroaching nups!

[international american]

"I would venture to say that both CG and LE took some time off due to the encroaching nups!"


CG skipped town, and LE is after him with a baseball bat!!

I can hear the phone call from CG already:)

[SheLion]

Him and me both!!!!!

Here you go! :)

[Gabz]

And I can hear the "thwack" from the bat!!!!

[Gabz]

Thank you my dear - I am in mood that may just prove that sign correct this evening.

I'm still hurting from the danged freezer door falling on my and not sure if I am really interested in that steak I pulled out!!!

[international american]

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Plus I gave him a Beach Boys earworm....IZE in deep trouble:)

Fun Fun Fun

[Gabz]

Youze is in deep trouble - you gave me the dang earworm