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1 posted on 02/06/2004 10:07:07 AM PST by Just another Joe

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2 posted on 02/06/2004 10:08:05 AM PST by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)

I'll be in and out for most of the afternoon.

Help youself to the bar and the wings and things down at the end of the bar.

JaJ

3 posted on 02/06/2004 10:09:32 AM PST by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)

To: Just another Joe

Happy Friday Joe.

NFP

4 posted on 02/06/2004 10:09:34 AM PST by Notforprophet ("You can have a nanny state if you prefer. But not for long." - Mark Steyn)

To: Notforprophet

Thanks, NFP.

Being the first in the door entitles you to a drink of your choice made by yours truly.
What'll you have?

5 posted on 02/06/2004 10:10:43 AM PST by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)

To: Just another Joe

Oooohhhhh.....wings....so hungry...forgot to have breakfast. Is there celery too?

6 posted on 02/06/2004 10:13:12 AM PST by Bella_Bru (For all your tagline needs. Don't delay! Orders shipped overnight.)

Is there celery too?

With and w/o peanut butter. Some other veggies and dips and some crackers with meat spread and cheese also.

7 posted on 02/06/2004 10:17:27 AM PST by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)

To: Just another Joe

How about a Knob Creek and diet coke for me?

Watching my carbs as it were.

NFP

8 posted on 02/06/2004 10:17:30 AM PST by Notforprophet ("You can have a nanny state if you prefer. But not for long." - Mark Steyn)

How you been, Bella? Long time no see.

9 posted on 02/06/2004 10:18:13 AM PST by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)

To: Just another Joe

I've been ok. How's life on your end?

10 posted on 02/06/2004 10:19:08 AM PST by Bella_Bru (For all your tagline needs. Don't delay! Orders shipped overnight.)

To: Just another Joe

You always have put out a good spread.

11 posted on 02/06/2004 10:19:40 AM PST by Bella_Bru (For all your tagline needs. Don't delay! Orders shipped overnight.)

To: Notforprophet

Knob Creek and diet coke (Yech on the diet coke).
Any preference?

12 posted on 02/06/2004 10:20:03 AM PST by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)

To: Notforprophet

If you are low carb-ing, you can have some celery. And wings are ok, as long as you wipe off the sauce.

13 posted on 02/06/2004 10:21:01 AM PST by Bella_Bru (For all your tagline needs. Don't delay! Orders shipped overnight.)

To: Just another Joe

Hi Joe! I thought about you as I read that GA lawmakers were pondering trying to stop people who have children in the car from smoking. They really are turning into Hitler aren't they?

14 posted on 02/06/2004 10:22:20 AM PST by Sunshine Sister

How's life on your end?

Travelin' the last 4 weeks, travelin' the next 4 weeks, had this week off.

Fly out Monday, fly home Thursday, it gets old fast.

On the plus side I did win $1500 while I was in Vegas.

15 posted on 02/06/2004 10:22:42 AM PST by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)

To: Just another Joe

Cool....a job with travel to extraordinary places lie Vegas?

I'm in! :-)

Well, try to get some rest on your downtime. And FReeping isn't always rest. I've noticed it riles me.

16 posted on 02/06/2004 10:24:44 AM PST by Bella_Bru (For all your tagline needs. Don't delay! Orders shipped overnight.)

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Groaners (I've been waiting almost two weeks to post these here!):

1. Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was asalted.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says "I'll serve you,
but don't start anything."

3. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry we don't serve
food in here."

4. A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

5. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."

6. Two antennas meet on a roof, fall in love get married. The ceremony
wasn't much but the reception was great.

7. Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste
funny to you?"

8. "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'" "That
sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "It's not unusual."

9. Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly, "I
was artificially inseminated this morning." "I don't believe you," said
Dolly. "It's true, no bull!" exclaimed Daisy.

10. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Glad Wrap shorts. The
shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts."

11. Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

12. A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed,
is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have a
look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his
teeth. Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." "What?, Because
he's cross-eyed?" "No, because
he's really heavy".

14. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find
any.

15. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him $50 that he couldn't
reach the meat on the top shelf. He said, 'No, the steaks are too high.'

16. A man came to the hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor
doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've
cut off your arms".

17. I went to a seafood disco rave last week.... and pulled a mussel.

18. A man walks into doctor's office. "What seems to be the problem?" asks
the doc. "It's... um...well... I have five penises" replies the man."
Blimey!" says the doctor, "How do your trousers fit?" "Like a glove."

19. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

20. "Life isn't like a box of chocolates...it's more like a jar of
jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow."

17 posted on 02/06/2004 10:25:11 AM PST by Argh

To: Sunshine Sister

Great. That ought to lead to more do-gooders chastising folks on the road.

18 posted on 02/06/2004 10:25:46 AM PST by Bella_Bru (For all your tagline needs. Don't delay! Orders shipped overnight.)

To: Sunshine Sister

They really are turning into Hitler aren't they?

Naw, they are lower than Hitler.
At least Hitler didn't lie about it and try to make it seem as if all the nonsmokers out there hated it and ETS was the worst thing since, well, Hitler.
He just said, "I'm in charge and those that smoke will be discriminated against. Period."

19 posted on 02/06/2004 10:25:51 AM PST by Just another Joe (FReeping can be addictive and helpful to your mental health)

LMAO! Those are cute, Argh.

20 posted on 02/06/2004 10:26:23 AM PST by Bella_Bru (For all your tagline needs. Don't delay! Orders shipped overnight.)

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