Free Republic Smokers' Lounge

Puff List ^ | 11/07/03 | francisandbeans

[Just another Joe]

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Smoker's Lounge

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[Just another Joe]

This weeks tobacco related threads

Former Texas Attorney General Morales sentenced to 4 years
Paying the way with property Cash-strapped cities eye more taxes, fees on real estate
Texas: New smoking ordinance passed
Maine: Lawsuit fights AMHI smoking ban
Online Sales "Rob" States Of Taxas (Beware the pro-taxation propaganda)
Hub law firm's bid to collect $1.25B in tobacco fees raises ire
Modified lung donor standards decrease mortality
Lawyer Preps For Fast Food Fight (Blames fast food for obesity)
BLOOMY RAPS RUDY
Mass:Taxachusetts Robs Lawyers Who Helped It Rob the Tobacco Industry
Ford limits where workers can smoke -oh brother
A single cigarette can get you hooked, study finds
Air pollution may increase stroke risk
The Facts About The Smoking Ban. If your a business owner or not, this is a must read! This is a hot one
Study: Higher Tobacco Use for American Indian Students

[Just another Joe]

The Lounge is open!

[Gabz]

I forgot it was Friday!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course I'm forgetting a lot of things, considering I've been consuming adult beverages for a few hours!!!!!!

[Argh]

Junk I posted in class:

With my natural couth, suavity, good manners, cultivation, and tendency not hardly ever to throw up on my plate, I'm a DREAM with whom to go to dinner.

A conversation on the balcony of a female pal of mine, Peg, out on her balcony in Montreal one evening:


(Spectacular example of female homo sapiens emerges on the balcony next door, a new neighbour of Peg's)
Me: (OGLE!!!)
Peg (seeing me ogle): Maybe you should cultivate this.
Me: Great idea! But I've never heard it called "cultivate" before.
Peg(glaring humourously at me): I said "cultivate", not "fertilize"!!


Funniest thing she ever said.

[Just another Joe]

Have a few more.(Maybe if I get her drunk enough…)

[Just another Joe]

Maybe you should cultivate this.

Was that an invitation?

[Conspiracy Guy]

Hey Joe.

[Sunshine Sister]

Hiya Joe! I'm going to have to hit and run today. The Bud lite is just about to go on. I'll get back on at home!

[Argh]

She was inviting me to cultivate the new next-door neighbour. Peg always was a good egg.

[Just another Joe]

I just topped your puppy statement on another thread.
Does that make me crankier?

[SeaDragon]

Gracious, is it Friday already?

Could I please have some of your finest single malt, neat? If you would be so kind...

[Just another Joe]

I'll get back on at home!

See ya then.

[Just another Joe]

She was inviting me to cultivate the new next-door neighbour. Peg always was a good egg.

I guess so!
I never had a female type friend invite me to cultivate another female, especially for fertilization!

[Just another Joe]

Scotch with the special rocks
(you didn't tell Mr. Sea about it did you?)

[Conspiracy Guy]

Kittens are worthless.

[Just another Joe]

Kittens have but two uses and both of them are useless.
Now, cats, OTOH, have a use. They catch mice.

[SeaDragon]

(you didn't tell Mr. Sea about it did you?)

Oh my goodness, no. I know better than that....

[Just another Joe]

WHEW!

[SeaDragon]

Never fear, sweetness, you are safe with me...

;-)

[Conspiracy Guy]

They are good paintball targets when their bother my Blue Bird nest boxes too.