[Just another Joe]

The Lounge is open!

[Gabz]

I forgot it was Friday!!!!!!!!!!!

Of course I'm forgetting a lot of things, considering I've been consuming adult beverages for a few hours!!!!!!

[Argh]

Junk I posted in class:

With my natural couth, suavity, good manners, cultivation, and tendency not hardly ever to throw up on my plate, I'm a DREAM with whom to go to dinner.

A conversation on the balcony of a female pal of mine, Peg, out on her balcony in Montreal one evening:


(Spectacular example of female homo sapiens emerges on the balcony next door, a new neighbour of Peg's)
Me: (OGLE!!!)
Peg (seeing me ogle): Maybe you should cultivate this.
Me: Great idea! But I've never heard it called "cultivate" before.
Peg(glaring humourously at me): I said "cultivate", not "fertilize"!!


Funniest thing she ever said.

[Conspiracy Guy]

Hey Joe.

[Sunshine Sister]

Hiya Joe! I'm going to have to hit and run today. The Bud lite is just about to go on. I'll get back on at home!

[SeaDragon]

Gracious, is it Friday already?

Could I please have some of your finest single malt, neat? If you would be so kind...

[MeekOneGOP]

Hey, Joe ! Happy Friday !! ...

Nominated for Quote of the Year is the statement made by Texas Congressman Dick Armey when asked, "If you had been in President Clinton's place, would you have resigned?"

Armey's reply: "If I had been in the president's place I would not have gotten the chance to resign. I would have been lying in a pool of my own blood, looking up, and listening to my wife ask, 'How do you reload this, you son of a Bit** ?'"