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Millions Of Texans Seen Crossing Rio Grande Into Mexico
Babylon Bee ^ | 11/04/2026 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 11/05/2026 7:02:21 AM PST by DFG

EL PASO, TX — After the political winds ushered in sweeping changes to the Lone Star State last night, with radical Democrats taking power in what had been a staunchly conservative stronghold, millions of Texans were seen crossing the Rio Grande into Mexico.

As Democrats prepared to give Texas a drastic makeover, longtime conservative residents of the state packed up their most treasured possessions and prepared to flee in search of a better life somewhere south of the border.

"We're setting off to find a place where we can live in freedom," said conservative Texan Derek Johnson. "I've got a wife and kids, so I'm wanting to give them a better life somewhere where they won't have to live under oppressive third-world tyranny. I think life in Mexico under the cartels sounds a lot better than living in a blue Texas. The food is really good, too."

While Texas had long been viewed as the standard-bearer for conservative Republican states in the U.S., the "blue wave" looked to displace millions of patriotic Americans who feared for their futures under Democratic rule. "It's not going to be safe to live here," said Fort Worth resident Chris Wilson. "It's time to go in search of liberty and a brighter future filled with more opportunity. Maybe Venezuela. It'll be better there than here in a few years, that's for sure."

At publishing time, the incoming Democratic regime in Texas had reportedly planned to install a border fence to prevent fleeing Republicans from leaving the state.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: mexico; riogrande; texas; venezuela

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1 posted on 11/05/2026 7:02:21 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

Can’t be any worse the living under democrats power.


2 posted on 11/05/2026 7:07:34 AM PST by Vaduz (NEVER TRUST A DEMOCRAT)
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To: DFG

Gen’rl Santa Ana would be so proud of Texans right now. As they should have years ago, they surrendered. This time to commies and pervs. Well done. I lived there for over a decade and admired many Texans, even the imports who assimilated and flew both flags in their neighborhoods.
Moved to CaCaLand four decades ago – different story entirely. Regardless, I now regard my time in Texas with extreme shame. Instead of brave and steadfast folks, the state seems to be a habitat of little more than lazy clowns who couldn’t be bothered to get off their fat butts and vote.


3 posted on 11/05/2026 7:15:13 AM PST by bobbo666
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To: DFG; Liz
"We're setting off to find a place where we can live in freedom," said conservative Texan Derek Johnson. "I've got a wife and kids, so I'm wanting to give them a better life somewhere where they won't have to live under oppressive third-world tyranny. I think life in Mexico under the cartels sounds a lot better than living in a blue Texas. The food is really good, too."

Texas will be 'home' to the rest of Somalia soon, so get out while you can... totalitarians build walls to keep productive people from escaping...run away while you still can ...

4 posted on 11/05/2026 7:19:29 AM PST by GOPJ (Liberals control 100+ news outlets. Conservatives get half of FOXNews. Is that fair or balanced?)
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To: DFG

Bout time to open one of them thar learing centers.


5 posted on 11/05/2026 7:21:50 AM PST by kaintucky
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To: DFG

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQQoGYfOAC4


6 posted on 11/05/2026 7:42:23 AM PST by Red Badger (Iryna Zarutska, May 22, 2002 Kyiv, Ukraine – August 22, 2025 Charlotte, North Carolina Say her name)
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To: DFG

I’ve always said that IF we americans want true rights, no opposition, and a huge welcome by liberals (why anyone would want that i dunno, but) we should sneak across into mexico, renounce our american citizenship, then sneak back into america, have a bunch of anchor babies, and liberals will throw all kinds of money and perks and whatnot our way, and nothing we do from thereon out will be considered illegal or bad by dems.


7 posted on 11/05/2026 7:44:53 AM PST by Bob434 (Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana)
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To: Bob434

With all the natural resources Mexico has, including it’s people, we should be breaking into THEIR country for the opportunities.


8 posted on 11/05/2026 7:49:43 AM PST by DIRTYSECRET
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To: DFG

Mdexico’s laws might give pause to the Exodus ... abortion completely legal, abortifactants sold in pharmacies OTC, no scrip needed.
West Texas Sheriff threatened to set up “pregnancy checkpoint” on highway into El Paso/Juarez, it was getting to be the easier path than heading to East coast.


9 posted on 11/05/2026 7:49:43 AM PST by Aaron ben Aaron (The world breaks everyone. Some grow stronger in the broken places)
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To: DIRTYSECRET

Lol, too hot there. And the water is bad lol


10 posted on 11/05/2026 8:09:48 AM PST by Bob434 (Time flies like an arrow, Fruit flies like a banana)
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To: bobbo666

Shore thang a lot of Lone Star Staters seem to have forgotten The Alamo, going by the election results here.


11 posted on 11/05/2026 8:21:14 AM PST by SrgMcLeod999 (Nam is back now, grateful to all Buddhas and Bodhisattvas fer that.)
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To: DFG

It’s not a stretch to say that a lot of Texans will be leaving. I will soon be retiring and I will be one of them.


12 posted on 11/05/2026 8:26:46 AM PST by unixfox (Abolish Slavery, Repeal the 16th Amendment)
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To: unixfox

Texas has been Californicated.


13 posted on 11/05/2026 8:40:23 AM PST by Tommy Revolts (a.k.a Warpaint)
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To: DFG

This would be a great “dead head thread”.


14 posted on 11/05/2026 9:11:27 AM PST by Delta 21 (None of us are descendants of fearful men!)
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To: DFG
Awesome, funny graphic of what happened to Texas from the Babylon Bee.

California formally annexes Texas

California formally annexes Texas

15 posted on 11/05/2026 9:59:34 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: DFG

I see a fair number of Texas plates on vehicles around the Treasure Valley.

In some ways, Idaho is like Texas, but without the drawl. Elmer Keith was an Idahoan.


16 posted on 11/05/2026 11:27:28 AM PST by Disambiguator
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To: AdmSmith; AnonymousConservative; Arthur Wildfire! March; Berosus; Bockscar; BraveMan; cardinal4; ...
Babylon Bee.

17 posted on 11/05/2026 11:38:13 AM PST by SunkenCiv (TDS -- it's not just for DNC shills and jihadists anymore -- oh, wait, yeah it is.)
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