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Sanders Proposes New AI Bureaucracy
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 Sep 2026 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/29/2026 10:53:59 AM PDT by John Semmens

Fearful that unrestrained development of artificial intelligence could lead to human extermination, Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt) has introduced legislation that would establish a new federal Department of Artificial Intelligence (DAI). "Right now we face the total anarchy of the free market with regard to who will be permitted to develop this technology," the Senator complained. "We need government to step in and take control to ensure that this technology is properly managed."

"All the big AI firms agree that a public-private partnership along the lines of that between the Federal Drug Administration (FDA) and the pharmaceutical manufactures would be the optimal solution," Sanders continued. "The cooperation of the FDA and the industry was crucial in pulling the country out of the death spiral that could've occurred without the enactment of the steps needed to cure the COVID pandemic. As anyone who has seen 'The Terminator' movies knows, uncontrolled development of AI will kill most of humanity."

President Trump disagreed on this issue, saying "the notion that a federal bureaucracy could effectively manage the development of AI defies the historical failures of such an approach. First, a public-private partnership of the DAI and AI industry behemoths will stifle innovation just like the partnership of the FDA and big drug manufacturers did during the COVID crisis. The foolish restrictions, censorship of dissenting views, and the coercive threats against personal freedom that characterized the Biden Administration's approach to COVID would be repeated with AI."

"Then there is the problem of China's development of AI," Trump pointed out. "The partnership that Sanders envisions for restricting AI development in the US would not stop China from taking all the 'risks' that Sanders fears. As we already saw from the COVID experience, China went full speed ahead with the development of COVID as a bio-weapon, let it infect the whole world, and continuously lied about it. I know Sanders has admitted he is no genius, but it doesn't take a genius to recognize that his plan can't stop further development of AI, or as I call it 'super intelligence.' By leaving the development of this to the free market the US will retain its lead and be in a better position to counter the more malign intentions of hostile actors."

Sanders asserted "Trump has very little understanding of what this issue is about. There is no proof that China was at fault for COVID. China pointed to its 'wet markets' where infected bats were identified as the source of COVID. Every recognized expert agreed. Swante Scholz, a software engineer at Google, said 'the most likely outcome of improved AI is an existential catastrophe for humanity. A ban on super intelligence development would be a positive change for the foreseeable future.' I'm confident that we can rely on China to cooperate in an international plan to curb the development of AI in order to save humanity from the machines."


TOPICS: Computers/Internet; Government; History; Politics
KEYWORDS: china; satire; terminatormovies; trump

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1 posted on 09/29/2026 10:53:59 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

“Hello, Department of Redundancy Department, how can I help you?”

Absurd. An arcane technology field moving so fast it’s hard to define, and they think they can build a regulatory structure to monitor/manage/constrain it?


2 posted on 09/29/2026 11:02:28 AM PDT by Wally_Kalbacken
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To: John Semmens

Who’s going to advise the government as to how this technology can be properly regulated?


3 posted on 09/29/2026 11:04:48 AM PDT by oldtech (oltech)
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To: John Semmens

” I’m confident that we can rely on China to cooperate in an international plan to curb the development of AI in order to save humanity from the machines.”

-Defines stupid.

“Sanders asserted “Trump has very little understanding of what this issue is about.”

And the guy that has never had a real job does?


4 posted on 09/29/2026 11:05:34 AM PDT by Resolute Conservative
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To: oldtech

That’s the problem. Bernie doesn’t think development of the leftist surveillance state apparatus is progressing fast enough.


5 posted on 09/29/2026 11:13:40 AM PDT by chickenlips (Neuter your politicians )
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To: John Semmens

Anyone who seriously listens to anything Sanders says on any topic gets measurably stupider.


6 posted on 09/29/2026 11:16:40 AM PDT by budj (Combat Vet, second of three generations.)
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To: Resolute Conservative

Sanders is a grubbling ultracrepidarian. Safe to ignore.


7 posted on 09/29/2026 11:17:17 AM PDT by Sirius Lee ("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.)
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To: John Semmens
"We need government to step in and take control to ensure that this technology is properly managed."

I don't think I'm the only one who can see the problem with his "reasoning".

And leaving the issue of competency aside, the greater danger is how that regulation undoubtedly would become infected with political bias and agendas. AI that is require to lean hard left....

That's what Sanders really wants.

8 posted on 09/29/2026 11:21:05 AM PDT by Bruce Campbells Chin
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To: oldtech

Agency and Role

Federal Trade Commission (FTC) Most active AI enforcer — uses Section 5 of the FTC Act to police “unfair or deceptive” AI practices, including “AI washing” and fake AI-generated reviews

National Institute of Standards and Technology (NIST) Develops the AI Risk Management Framework and houses the Center for AI Standards and Innovation (CAISI), established in June 2025

Federal Communications Commission (FCC) Directed by EO 14365 (Dec 2025) to consider a federal AI reporting and disclosure standard that could preempt state laws

Food and Drug Administration (FDA) Regulates AI in medical devices and clinical decision support tools

Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) Polices “AI washing” — misleading AI claims in investor disclosures

Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (EEOC) Addresses AI discrimination in hiring and employment decisions

Department of Justice (DOJ) Enforces antitrust laws on algorithmic pricing and the False Claims Act for AI misuse in government programs

Department of Commerce Oversees AI export controls and semiconductor regulation via NIST and the Bureau of Industry and Security


9 posted on 09/29/2026 11:31:24 AM PDT by yuleeyahoo (“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!” - the deep-state)
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To: John Semmens

As Ronald Reagan used to say, “This side of heaven, a bureaucracy is the closet thing to eternal life.”

Once you’ve got it, it’s almost impossible to get rid of it.


10 posted on 09/29/2026 11:33:07 AM PDT by Jim W N (MAGA "by restoring the Gospel of the Grace of Christ (Jude 3) and our Free Constitutional Republic!)
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To: oldtech

AI has the answer to that.


11 posted on 09/29/2026 11:35:38 AM PDT by BipolarBob
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To: John Semmens; Lazamataz

If Vermont’s village idiot, Bernie ( for shame) Sanders found a new genus of beatle, he would want to bureaucratize it.

They just can’t wander around where they please unregulated and taxed.


12 posted on 09/29/2026 11:42:06 AM PDT by Candor7 ( Ask not for whom the Trump Trolls,He trolls for thee!<img src="" width=300</img><a href="">tag</a>))
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To: John Semmens

A new AI bureaucracy — staffed totally with an army of rabid liberals. What could go wrong?


13 posted on 09/29/2026 11:43:20 AM PDT by Starboard
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To: John Semmens

And he’s got a board of highly qualified Democratic Socialists and Marxists lined up to do the regulating.


14 posted on 09/29/2026 11:55:15 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: oldtech
Who’s going to advise the government as to how this technology can be properly regulated?

The highest bidder.
15 posted on 09/29/2026 12:10:07 PM PDT by mmichaels1970 ( )
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To: John Semmens

Bernie Sanders: Antiquated ideas for the new economy.


16 posted on 09/29/2026 12:12:04 PM PDT by Antoninus (Confusion and disorder to the Left.)
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To: John Semmens

I thought Commies WANTED to exterminate people?

Man. I miss the old days when you knew the score.


17 posted on 09/29/2026 2:44:49 PM PDT by jmacusa ( Liberals. Too stupid to be idiots.)
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To: John Semmens

Oh yes. Govt regulation is going to save us like it did during the Pacific Palisades fire and COVID. I can hardly wait.


18 posted on 09/29/2026 4:44:01 PM PDT by Seruzawa ("The political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence." -Marx the Smarter (Groucho.))
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To: John Semmens

I’m sure Bernie would staff that agency with DSA personnel only.


19 posted on 09/29/2026 4:48:51 PM PDT by DugwayDuke (Most pick the expert who says the things they agree with.)
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