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Michigan AG Calls for Jews to Sacrifice Selves
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 September 2026 | John Semmens

Posted on 09/10/2026 11:24:57 AM PDT by John Semmens

Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel skipped attending the Democratic Party's state convention because she felt "it wouldn't be safe for me to mingle with the antisemites. I didn't want to get chased around. I didn't want to get harassed. I didn't want to get yelled and screamed at. I didn't want to get booed off the stage, irrespective of what I'm saying."

Now she says "I realize that my instinct for self-preservation was inappropriate. Jews have a moral imperative to place the needs of the world above our own self-interest and, yes, even our own survival. The antisemites desire to rid the world of Jews is a lesser evil than allowing Republicans to continue their support of selfishness and blind obedience to Trump--the world's biggest and most dangerous fool. Prioritizing our own survival is a direct abdication of our responsibilities as Jews whose traditions demand a profound obligation to the world and compassionate action toward others."

Hearing of her remarks, President Trump said "I feel sorry for this poor woman. Her leftist ideology has blinded her to the evil intentions of the socialists. No good can come of a political movement that scapegoats Jews and billionaires while simultaneously coddling criminals and subsidizing parasites. Ms. Nessel's recommendation for Jews to sacrifice themselves in order to aid the election of people who would gladly kill them makes no sense. It would be like urging Jews to vote for Hitler in order to promote national socialism. The resulting massacre of six million Jews Hitler ordered did not make the world a better place."

"In contrast, my make America great movement intends to boost everyone's prosperity and freedom regardless of their race, sex, or religion," Trump added. "It is neither dangerous nor foolish. It is fulfillment of the life, liberty, and pursuit of happiness promised by our country's founders."

In related news, Democratic strategist James Carville rejected MS NOW's Ari Melber's suggestion that "Democrats need the affirmative message of why this is not just an anti-Trump campaign," saying "why do Democrats need to be for anything? People will vote against Trump. Eighty-one million of them voted against him in the 2020 presidential election. With every major media outlet constantly hammering Trump I think we can replicate what Democrats accomplished in 2020."


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: carville; hitler; satire; socialists; trump

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1 posted on 09/10/2026 11:24:57 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Gandhi said the same thing to Jews in Germany during the Hitler era, said for them to commit suicide, like 250K to protest their treatment by the Nazi’s


2 posted on 09/10/2026 11:33:38 AM PDT by SkyDancer ( ~ Am Yisrael Chai ~)
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To: John Semmens

Wow. This is really old news. The topic was posted days ago, but I don’t think this specific article was posted.

Democrats are morons? Who knew?


3 posted on 09/10/2026 11:33:39 AM PDT by Merrick (It's a car - that runs on water, man!)
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To: John Semmens

“Michigan Attorney General Dana Nessel”. I’m not Jewish Dana, but no thanks for the offer.


4 posted on 09/10/2026 11:44:38 AM PDT by kawhill (Dywedwch + Add translation Welsh-English dictionary 'Tell Us')
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To: SkyDancer

Interesting in light of how many Germans decided that suicide was the best response for losing WWII.


5 posted on 09/10/2026 11:49:24 AM PDT by hanamizu
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To: John Semmens; Red Badger; ebb tide; SunkenCiv; Liz
I do not see “any conflict” here. Today's secular Jewish social-communists have been instructed for decades that they MUST kill their (potential) children through “voluntary abortion.”

Today's message from their Attorney General merely instructs the remaining Jewish adults that they must be also be willing to kill themselves.

For their secular Jewish-social-communist “religion”.

6 posted on 09/10/2026 11:49:35 AM PDT by Robert A Cook PE (Do the racist Islamics use their Communists as dupes? Or do the racist Communists use the Islamics?)
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To: kawhill

The headline should read...

“Jewish Michigan AG Calls for Jews to Sacrifice Selves”

Just the latest self hating jew.

BTW, they’re not alone, whites have millions of self hating whites, too.


7 posted on 09/10/2026 11:49:56 AM PDT by aquila48 (Do not let them make you "care" ! Guilting you is how they control you. )
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To: John Semmens

In other words, Michigan Jews should march into the gas chambers without resistance.


8 posted on 09/10/2026 11:51:12 AM PDT by Dan in Wichita
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To: John Semmens

I’m wondering if Soros hires people this stupid to manage his investments?


9 posted on 09/10/2026 11:53:53 AM PDT by The Duke (Not without incident)
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To: Dan in Wichita
"Suicide Squad...Attack!"


10 posted on 09/10/2026 11:56:08 AM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: aquila48

All demographic groups have those who hate their demographic group. Example:

Billionaire grandchildren of self-made rich hate billionaires..and even millionaires.

Blacks kill more Blacks than they do whites.

Some Republicans post more articles attacking other Republicans than they do articles attacking Democrats.


11 posted on 09/10/2026 12:01:08 PM PDT by spintreebob
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To: John Semmens

That’s what it sounded like to me.


12 posted on 09/10/2026 12:01:47 PM PDT by OKSooner ("Thank you, Dr. Fauci!" /s)
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To: spintreebob

Muslims kill a lot more fellow Muslims than “infidels”.


13 posted on 09/10/2026 12:03:14 PM PDT by dfwgator ("I am Charlie Kirk!")
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To: John Semmens

Dana is UnAmerican/ Stay the hell out of Michigan......


14 posted on 09/10/2026 12:10:04 PM PDT by chopperk
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To: dfwgator

And Christians kill a lot more fellow Christians than Muslims.
And Drug dealers kill a lot more fellow drug dealers than cops.
And....

we get the picture.


15 posted on 09/10/2026 12:10:14 PM PDT by spintreebob
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To: John Semmens

There were 81 Million votes in 2020 for Biden. Not 81 Million Democrat voters. Just the paper ballots.


16 posted on 09/10/2026 2:49:22 PM PDT by mfish13 ( )
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