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Posted on 08/26/2026 1:50:50 PM PDT by DFG
LANSING, MI — During a live interview on Fox News, Democratic Senate candidate Abdul El-Sayed forcefully defended the beheading of infidels, explaining it was really the same thing as a haircut.
"Have you had a haircut, Jesse?" retorted El-Sayed, upon being asked whether he supported cutting off people's heads with a machete. "Clearly you have no problem with people using sharp objects to cut off parts of your head. Yet, because of your bigotry, you want to deny infidels the opportunity to have their heads cut off with a machete. Your disgusting hypocrisy could not be more apparent."
Watters tried to argue that slicing a person's head off was actually different than a haircut, but to no avail. "It's too late. I completely owned you, Jesse. You and your gorgeous head of hair," said El-Sayed. "Everyone can see how foolish you are, getting haircuts but thinking that beheading is morally wrong. Scissors are literally just two machete blades put together. What a dope you are! Oh man. I'm so embarrassed for you right now."
At publishing time, a sobbing Watters had admitted that he was beaten, then went to the salon for a trim to lift his spirits.
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That is probably the most astute analogy the Bee has ever produced!
I almost got stung by the Bee, again.
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Phew!
Almost had me....
I agree. When Jesse Watters interviewed El-Sayed and the numbskull equated circumcision with transsexual genital mutilation, it should have ended any political career right there.
The guy did actually correlate circumcision with cutting a kids penis off. Very sick, very dangerous man.
probably another one of their prophecies....
Abdul is a barber and a doctor.
...only slightly lower...
That is why I don’t use Muslim barbers.
Barber surgeon trained by Theodoric of York!
El Sayed is a low IQ coward.
Jihadism tells its adherents to lie to others. This qualifies it as a low IQ ideology.
Similar, in this way, to communism.
Or doctors.
For some reason Greg Gutfeld constantly claims that Jesse Watters wears a hairpiece. I assume that is false (but don’t know for sure). I don’t understand Greg’s constant insulting of Jesse and of Brian Kilmeade (who sometimes appears on Greg’s show).
My father had a doctor who was from Pakistan and was very good (but unfortunately died before my father so he had to find another doctor). I assume the doctor was born a Muslim but I don’t know if he still was in America.
He probably makes fun of the conservatives so that he can ridicule the Token liberal Chick with glasses and say that he treats them equally.
ME TOO! 8+)
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