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Fetterman Wager Offer Called "Unfair" [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 June 2026 | John Semmens

Posted on 06/14/2026 11:45:59 AM PDT by John Semmens

While most Democrats are okay with Graham Platner as Maine's next US Senator, potential colleague Sen. John Fetterman (D-Pa) has his doubts. This past weekend he expressed his doubts on Fox News' "Saturday in America" show, offering to "ditch my hoody and shorts and wear a suit everyday in the Senate if Platner can prove he didn't send photos of his penis to underage females."

Platner called Fetterman's proposed bet "fundamentally unfair. There are millions of females that have seen photos of my penis. How am I supposed to know how old each one of them is? I think the burden of proof is on Fetterman to find out if any of them are under 18 years of age."

Platner went on to assert that "Fetterman is the one who should be embarrassed. I am following the Party line on key issues like democracy, LGBTQ rights, abortion, immigration, and taxing the rich. Fetterman is the deviant one. He thinks some of the stuff Trump does is okay. He sides with Trump on the Iran War. He votes to approve Trump's nominees for various federal posts. Every other Democrat is against Trump's nominees and the war. I won my primary with 72% of the votes. Fetterman won his 2022 primary with 59% of the votes, but that was before he outed himself as a Trump-loving fascist. I doubt he'll be the Democratic Party's nominee for the Pennsylvania US Senate seat he currently holds after the 2028 primary."


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: democrats; platner; satire; trump
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1 posted on 06/14/2026 11:45:59 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

And this is the state of our nation: Senators happily talking about how many women have seen their dick. Things like this make be believe there is no turning back— the USA was in the end a failed experiment. Its success hinged on its people being moral and religious. As we are no longer either, we destroyed our country.


2 posted on 06/14/2026 11:56:07 AM PDT by drwoof
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To: John Semmens

Sometimes you just have to respect Fetterman.


3 posted on 06/14/2026 12:05:49 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: drwoof

4 posted on 06/14/2026 12:15:01 PM PDT by fidelis (June is the Month of Devotion to to the Most Sacred Heart of Jesus. Pass it on!)
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To: John Semmens
" There are millions of females that have seen photos of my penis."

Yes indeed...
The state of civilization in America...
There is absolutely no civil solution...
We are staring into the abyss of an uncivil, bloody war...
The clear, but ignored, warnings by a 2000 presidential candidate have come to fruition...

5 posted on 06/14/2026 12:56:47 PM PDT by SuperLuminal (Where is rabble-rising Sam Adams now that we need him? Is his name Trump, now?)
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To: John Semmens
Safe bet.
Don't know how one proves a negative.
6 posted on 06/14/2026 1:02:01 PM PDT by TangoLimaSierra (⭐⭐To the Left, the Truth is Right Wing Violence⭐⭐)
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To: TangoLimaSierra

True. Almost as bad as asking “Do you still beat your wife?”.


7 posted on 06/14/2026 1:05:16 PM PDT by MikelTackNailer (You take the oath you live by the oath.)
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