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Exhausted White Liberal Women Clock In For Another Long Day Protecting Migrant Sex Offenders
Babylon Bee ^ | 01/22/2026 | Babylon Bee

Posted on 01/22/2026 11:53:05 AM PST by DFG

MINNEAPOLIS, MN — Another long day of work was on the docket, as white liberal women clocked in for another long day of protesting the arrest of migrant sex offenders.

Progressive women emerged from their homes and headed into work for a full day of yelling at ICE agents and obstructing law enforcement who would be out working to arrest sex offenders and other violent criminals here in the country illegally.

"It's honest work," Amanda Hanks posted on Instagram. "I'm out here every day protecting innocent pedophiles, rapists, and sex offenders, but it's exhausting. I'd love a day off, but these Nazi ICE agents just won't stop arresting these undocumented predators. I just can't sit at home resting while these fascists use their authoritarian mandate to take dangerous people off the streets. Our communities are better when we let criminals roam free."

Hordes of white liberal women have been out protesting ICE raids in Minneapolis and around the country in an effort they hope will curtail the out-of-control crackdown on criminals who don't belong in the United States.

"Diversity is our strength!" Hanks's Instagram post continued. "ICE agents are domestic terrorists. Illegal immigrants should be free to come here and commit as many crimes as they like in peace without the fear of consequences. Also, can someone explain to me what the word ‘consequence' means? I actually have no idea."

At publishing time, America's white women took a break from protecting rapists to take their kids to the gender clinic to restock on sterilization pills.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: awfl; awful; babylonbee; malesexoffenders; satire

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1 posted on 01/22/2026 11:53:05 AM PST by DFG
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To: DFG

I swear, does the Bee even know the difference between satire and truth anymore?!


2 posted on 01/22/2026 11:58:29 AM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: DFG

ROFL. Pretty close to the truth, it almost escapes the humor realmm.


3 posted on 01/22/2026 11:58:54 AM PST by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

Indeed.


4 posted on 01/22/2026 11:59:27 AM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: DFG

Hilarious! Spot on.

“Without immigrant rapists, would we ever know what sex with a man felt like?”


5 posted on 01/22/2026 12:01:00 PM PST by OrangeHoof ("Our property is protected by two pitbulls. They love visitors, especially with marinara or garlic.")
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To: DFG

The reason why these things are funny is because of the element of truth in them.


6 posted on 01/22/2026 12:01:11 PM PST by Red6
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To: No name given

I question whether there is a difference between satire and truth anymore.


7 posted on 01/22/2026 12:02:09 PM PST by Fellow Traveler
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To: DFG

Forrest Gump: “Stupid is as stupid does.”


8 posted on 01/22/2026 12:04:28 PM PST by citizen (A transgender malel competing against women may be male, but he's no man.)
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To: DFG

The Stupid Virus is alive and well.


9 posted on 01/22/2026 12:06:36 PM PST by antidemoncrat
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To: Fellow Traveler; No name given

YEP


10 posted on 01/22/2026 12:09:01 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin; No name given

11 posted on 01/22/2026 12:10:30 PM PST by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the Days of Lot; They did Eat, They Drank, They Bought, They Sold ......)
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To: DFG

Ok, that headline is NOT satire.


12 posted on 01/22/2026 3:50:30 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (Gone Galt; not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: DFG

It is a bitch being an AWFUL ... your day never ends ... get up and do stupid, have lunch, do stupid, have diner, do stupid, think about a shower, think about wild and crazy sex, but you only have a dog that pees on your leg.


13 posted on 01/22/2026 3:54:47 PM PST by RetiredTexasVet (Trump has arrived and it is awesome to have a real President.)
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