Dem Agrees to Take IQ Test [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 27 April 2025 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

During a guest appearance on the Jimmy Kimmel show Rep. Jasmine Crockett (D-Tx) responded enthusiastically when Kimmel asked "Trump called you low IQ. Would you be willing to take an IQ test publicly head-to-head against the President of the United States?"

"Absolutely!" Crockett responded. "I know all about and totally support the LGBTQIA+ agenda. I doubt Trump knows what any of these letters stand for. While I personally am neither 'intersex' nor 'queer' I applaud those who are for their extraordinary courage to be their real selves in our bigoted world."

"Trump also believes in equality of opportunity and meritocracy," Crockett added. "These are the out-dated and oppressive ideas of white supremacists. He's using these ideas to undermine the diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) laws decreed by former President Biden. These laws mandated that considerations other than merit should determine who should be hired to do important and well-paid jobs. DEI ensures that minorities get their fair share of the nation's wealth. I will be glad to publicly debate this issue with Trump anytime and anywhere. So the people can see who is right on this issue."

[z3n]

[TangoLimaSierra]

This would be so good. Trump by 80 points.

[2nd Amendment]

What’s the over under?

[dljordan]

” He’s using these ideas to undermine the diversity, equity, and inclusion (DEI) laws decreed by former President Biden.”

Laws ‘decreed’. The woman is an idiot.

[Pete from Shawnee Mission]

Says that quotas better than meritocracy, meritocracy bad! To prove it she promotes herself on her IQ and superior intellect, you need to respect me, Meritocracy!

[know.your.why]

"...laws decreed by former President Biden."

Welp. That's pretty much it now isn't it? Door. Ass.

[Dr. Sivana]

Would you be willing to take an IQ test publicly head-to-head against the President of the United States?"

"Absolutely!" Crockett responded. "I know all about and totally support the LGBTQIA+ agenda. I doubt Trump knows what any of these letters stand for.

I doubt Miss Crockett knows what I.Q. stands for.

[Mark17]

Door. Ass.

Don’t let. 😄

[No name given]

Exactly.

[Vaduz]

Jasmine Crockett a so called educated idiot with a act DEI certificate on wall and proud of it.

[N. Theknow]

She probably thinks she needs to pee in a cup to test for her IQ.

[GingisK]

Usually shotgun below rifle.

[Verginius Rufus]

This is labeled “semi-satire” so she may not have used that exact phrasing...but it probably represents the intent of what she said.

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