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"Dastardly Deeds" Denounced [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 9 Feb 2025 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/10/2025 10:21:23 AM PST by John Semmens

Rep. Al Green (D-TX) announced "I am filing papers to impeach Trump for his dastardly deeds. His proposal to turn Gaza into the Middle East's 'Riviera' is a monstrous intrusion against the nation of Palestine. It would completely transform that nation from its longstanding traditions of poverty and hostility toward the neighboring state of Israel. Instead, an alien motif of prosperity and pleasure would displace the eternal struggle that has been their way of life for centuries."

"Trump's actions show a callous indifference toward the Islamic religion," Green ranted. "It is their belief that the pleasures and prosperity Trump wants to impose on them in this life are the rewards Islam promises them in the next life for slaying the enemies of Allah."

Green also tore into Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, saying "where is the honor he owes to the Jews long-time rivals for the possession of these lands? Sure, it is pretty much a wasteland after more than a year of open warfare, but it is one the two sides made themselves. Using outside money to rebuild it in the image of the Riviera is emasculating for both sides."

"I am calling on my fellow members of Congress to impeach and remove Trump and appoint former President Biden to finish the second term he was so unfairly denied in the past election," the Congressman urged.


TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: algreen; ayatollahkhamenei; gaza; hamas; hezbollah; iran; irgc; islam; israel; johnsemmens; lebanon; masoudpezeshkian; postandrun; qudsforce; riviera; satire; selfpromotion; texas; trump; waronterror; yemen

1 posted on 02/10/2025 10:21:23 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

The Dastardly deeds comment by this fool is like something out of the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoon when Snidely Whiplash was battling with Dudley Do-Right


2 posted on 02/10/2025 10:24:02 AM PST by srmanuel
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To: John Semmens

ROTFL! “Dastardly Al” is out of his lane again. The boy with the gold handled pimp stick acts like he’s drunk or high on something. Trying to impress the RATS girls with his pony-tail and pimp stick.


3 posted on 02/10/2025 10:25:05 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (The trouble with illegal aliens is that their own crappy countries don't even want them there.)
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To: John Semmens

“Dastardly Deeds”, but were they done Dirt Cheap?


4 posted on 02/10/2025 10:26:29 AM PST by 75thOVI (Any sufficiently advanced stupidity is indistinguishable from malice.)
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To: John Semmens

Dastardly deeds done dirt cheap!......................


5 posted on 02/10/2025 10:32:51 AM PST by Red Badger (Homeless veterans camp in the streets while illegals are put up in 5 Star hotels....................)
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To: srmanuel

Ha! That was my immediate reaction when I saw what he said. This guy watches way too many cartoons!!


6 posted on 02/10/2025 10:33:22 AM PST by SMARTY (In politics, stupidity is not a handicap. Napoleon Bonaparte I)
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Just look at him! This wild animal should be caged and euthanized.


7 posted on 02/10/2025 10:45:03 AM PST by Cobra64 (Common sense isn’t common anymore.)
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To: John Semmens

Al Green just another loud mouth democrat trying to save the party with more stupidity agendas.


8 posted on 02/10/2025 11:07:59 AM PST by Vaduz
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To: John Semmens

Peach Mint again.

Al Green is as thick as a short post.


9 posted on 02/10/2025 12:34:25 PM PST by FlyingEagle
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To: John Semmens

They brought the caveman back


10 posted on 02/10/2025 1:40:15 PM PST by mfish13 (Elections have Consequences.)
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