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If Donald Trump wins, it’s over
The Critic ^ | November 4, 2024 | Titania McGrath

Posted on 11/04/2024 8:24:14 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom

The imminent US election has been a constant source of anxiety for me. The prospect of a literal fascist returning to the White House has triggered my self-diagnosed PTSD. I haven’t been this distressed since my niece spat out the puberty blockers I smuggled into her rusks.

Donald Trump has consistently sown division and hatred. In this election campaign there have been three assassination attempts against Trump, thereby proving irrefutably that he is guilty of inciting violence.

If Trump continues to speak in public, no doubt more innocent people will be goaded into attempting to shoot him, thereby putting themselves in danger of being killed by the security services. This is reckless behaviour.

Trump’s connections to fascism are easily proven. For instance, his second wife was Marla Maples, who was born in the town of Cohutta in Georgia. Cohutta is an anagram of “Taco Hut”, which is a conflation of Taco Bell and Pizza Hut. These are both examples of popular restaurants. It is in restaurants that one often finds sausages. The country most associated with sausages is Germany. And Germany was the home of the Third Reich.

If Trump wins, I don’t think I will be able to cope. In fact, if he is elected again, I will be suing anyone who votes for him as compensation for my trauma. You have been warned.

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: 0000000satire; chickenlittle; doomage; doomed; election; growupgirl; humor; r; satire; tds; teotwawki; titaniamcgrath; trump
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I died laughing at the fourth paragraph which conclusively PROVES Trump is a FASCIST!!
1 posted on 11/04/2024 8:24:14 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Ditto - hilarious paragraph !!!!


2 posted on 11/04/2024 8:26:15 PM PST by 11th_VA
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Titty-ana?


3 posted on 11/04/2024 8:27:39 PM PST by bigbob
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I just read it to my wife.


4 posted on 11/04/2024 8:27:43 PM PST by cyclotic (Don’t be part of the problem. Be the entire problem)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Good ol’ Titania the AI rabbit


5 posted on 11/04/2024 8:28:58 PM PST by WeaslesRippedMyFlesh (there will come a day when FR rejects articles from the NYT, et al. as "Commie trash, no thank you")
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I thought it was satire…🙄


6 posted on 11/04/2024 8:29:43 PM PST by right way right (“May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope”)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Is this a satire piece?


7 posted on 11/04/2024 8:31:01 PM PST by FamiliarFace (I got my own way of livin' But everything gets done With a southern accent Where I come from. TPetty)
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To: right way right

It was, don’t worry.


8 posted on 11/04/2024 8:31:08 PM PST by No name given ( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Cohutta is an anagram of “Taco Hut”, which is a conflation of Taco Bell and Pizza Hut. These are both examples of popular restaurants. It is in restaurants that one often finds sausages. The country most associated with sausages is Germany. And Germany was the home of the Third Reich.

Oh my goodness...LOL

9 posted on 11/04/2024 8:31:28 PM PST by Republican Wildcat
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I thought it was satire…🙄

It is. Titania McGrath is a parody Twitter account created and run by Andrew Doyle, an Irish comedian and Spiked columnist.

10 posted on 11/04/2024 8:31:53 PM PST by Drew68 (I've already voted by mail for Trump in Virginia.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I haven’t been this distressed since my niece spat out the puberty blockers I smuggled into her rusks.

Only then did my satire alarm go off.


11 posted on 11/04/2024 8:32:12 PM PST by rdl6989 ( )
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To: FamiliarFace

Satire.


12 posted on 11/04/2024 8:32:41 PM PST by rdl6989 ( )
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

It’s all funny

“If Trump wins, I don’t think I will be able to cope. In fact, if he is elected again, I will be suing anyone who votes for him as compensation for my trauma. “
😂😂😂😂


13 posted on 11/04/2024 8:32:58 PM PST by MNDude
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

It is over for the Democrats if Trump wins. They committed so many crimes for their 2020 coup they risk being hanged if they lose power.


14 posted on 11/04/2024 8:34:13 PM PST by Nateman (Democrats did not strive for fraud friendly voting merely to continue honest elections.)
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To: right way right
I thought it was satire…🙄

It’s not??

15 posted on 11/04/2024 8:34:23 PM PST by Allegra (“As I was saying…”)
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To: FamiliarFace

>> Is this a satire piece?

Guess!


16 posted on 11/04/2024 8:34:28 PM PST by Nervous Tick ("First the Saturday people, then the Sunday people...": ISLAM is the problem!)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Sounds like it is meant to not be taken seriously, and it’s intention is to mock liberals who are convinced that the world will end, yet again at the hands of Trump. Because for some reason, Trump failed to end Democracy in this nation, though we are not a Democracy,. Instead, we enjoy rights & freedoms, which is why a representative republic is far better than a Democracy. Especially in a dumbed-down society that votes for Democrats.


17 posted on 11/04/2024 8:34:30 PM PST by Robert DeLong
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I barely got through the first paragraph when I couldn’t help but say out-loud “go to Hell” and stopped reading this insanity right then and there.


18 posted on 11/04/2024 8:35:04 PM PST by Bullish (Socialism is a weed that blooms into communism, the tyranny that strangles liberty.)
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To: right way right

Trump’s connections to fascism are easily proven. For instance, his second wife was Marla Maples, who was born in the town of Cohutta in Georgia. Cohutta is an anagram of “Taco Hut”, which is a conflation of Taco Bell and Pizza Hut. These are both examples of popular restaurants. It is in restaurants that one often finds sausages. The country most associated with sausages is Germany. And Germany was the home of the Third Reich.

YOU COULDN’T TELL THAT IT WAS SATIRE? :)


19 posted on 11/04/2024 8:35:15 PM PST by dp0622 (Tried a coup, a fake tax story, tramp slander, Russia nonsense, impeachment and a virus. They lost.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Is this from The Bee?


20 posted on 11/04/2024 8:35:37 PM PST by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again," )
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