Posted on 11/04/2024 8:24:14 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
The imminent US election has been a constant source of anxiety for me. The prospect of a literal fascist returning to the White House has triggered my self-diagnosed PTSD. I haven’t been this distressed since my niece spat out the puberty blockers I smuggled into her rusks.
Donald Trump has consistently sown division and hatred. In this election campaign there have been three assassination attempts against Trump, thereby proving irrefutably that he is guilty of inciting violence.
If Trump continues to speak in public, no doubt more innocent people will be goaded into attempting to shoot him, thereby putting themselves in danger of being killed by the security services. This is reckless behaviour.
Trump’s connections to fascism are easily proven. For instance, his second wife was Marla Maples, who was born in the town of Cohutta in Georgia. Cohutta is an anagram of “Taco Hut”, which is a conflation of Taco Bell and Pizza Hut. These are both examples of popular restaurants. It is in restaurants that one often finds sausages. The country most associated with sausages is Germany. And Germany was the home of the Third Reich.
If Trump wins, I don’t think I will be able to cope. In fact, if he is elected again, I will be suing anyone who votes for him as compensation for my trauma. You have been warned.
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Ditto - hilarious paragraph !!!!
Titty-ana?
I just read it to my wife.
Good ol’ Titania the AI rabbit
I thought it was satire…🙄
Is this a satire piece?
It was, don’t worry.
Oh my goodness...LOL
It is. Titania McGrath is a parody Twitter account created and run by Andrew Doyle, an Irish comedian and Spiked columnist.
I haven’t been this distressed since my niece spat out the puberty blockers I smuggled into her rusks.
Only then did my satire alarm go off.
Satire.
It’s all funny
“If Trump wins, I don’t think I will be able to cope. In fact, if he is elected again, I will be suing anyone who votes for him as compensation for my trauma. “
😂😂😂😂
It is over for the Democrats if Trump wins. They committed so many crimes for their 2020 coup they risk being hanged if they lose power.
It’s not??
>> Is this a satire piece?
Guess!
Sounds like it is meant to not be taken seriously, and it’s intention is to mock liberals who are convinced that the world will end, yet again at the hands of Trump. Because for some reason, Trump failed to end Democracy in this nation, though we are not a Democracy,. Instead, we enjoy rights & freedoms, which is why a representative republic is far better than a Democracy. Especially in a dumbed-down society that votes for Democrats.
I barely got through the first paragraph when I couldn’t help but say out-loud “go to Hell” and stopped reading this insanity right then and there.
Trump’s connections to fascism are easily proven. For instance, his second wife was Marla Maples, who was born in the town of Cohutta in Georgia. Cohutta is an anagram of “Taco Hut”, which is a conflation of Taco Bell and Pizza Hut. These are both examples of popular restaurants. It is in restaurants that one often finds sausages. The country most associated with sausages is Germany. And Germany was the home of the Third Reich.
YOU COULDN’T TELL THAT IT WAS SATIRE? :)
Is this from The Bee?
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