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Homeowner Locked Out Of House Pleads with His Feline Companions To Let Him In
The Pet Zealot ^ | December 01, 2023 | James Alain L.

Posted on 12/01/2023 10:17:31 AM PST by allen592

Cats have always been known for their mysterious and independent nature. They can be a source of unconditional love and comfort for their humans, but they also possess a streak of cunning and aloofness. In a recent incident, a homeowner found himself locked out of his house, with the keys safely inside. Little did he know, his feline companions held the power to either let him in or leave him stranded outside.

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TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: cats; catstories; kittyping; monkeyfacerules; pets; undead
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To: Monkey Face

Morning. Frank is going to get glasses. Kathleen has a riding lesson this afternoon. I need to make some phone calls about Stewardship stuff.


1,581 posted on 02/07/2024 8:15:05 AM PST by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Monkey Face

Maybe try a little change of pace...

https://www.theepochtimes.com/epochfun/epoch-crosswords


1,582 posted on 02/07/2024 8:28:32 AM PST by HKMk23 (https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
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To: Monkey Face

If you really want a “bumper crop” you could play any of a raft of old school games here:

playclassic.games

They’ve even got “Oregon Trail” where you try your hand at being a pioneer and not dying.


1,583 posted on 02/07/2024 8:47:32 AM PST by HKMk23 (https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
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To: HKMk23

I had that game “Oregon Trail” and died every time I played! LOL!

But I’ll check out that site! Thanks!


1,584 posted on 02/07/2024 8:54:53 AM PST by Monkey Face (~~ Strength is forged through adversity. ~~ Dallin H Oaks)
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To: Monkey Face; ArGee; zzeeman; Tax-chick

When Wordle gets too boring, I’m either at Epoch Times doing the Daily Crossword, or trying to stay ahead of pirates in the seas around southeast Asia.

https://taipangame.com/

I’ve also recently been turned on to this site for playing old classics online:

https://playclassic.games/


1,585 posted on 02/07/2024 8:56:08 AM PST by HKMk23 (https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
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To: HKMk23

I listen to audiobooks and knit.


1,586 posted on 02/07/2024 11:45:18 AM PST by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick; Monkey Face

I’ve enjoyed a few titles from LibriVox

https://librivox.org/search?primary_key=0&search_category=title&search_page=1&search_form=get_results


1,587 posted on 02/07/2024 12:28:25 PM PST by HKMk23 (https://youtu.be/LTseTg48568)
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To: Monkey Face

I heard an interesting bit with Cleese recently. And he commented that he was surprised at how people mispronounce his name. As he said, “Have you ever heard anyone ask for a piece of cheese? But he said cheese with the hard s that I’ve always used for his last name.

So now I know how to pronounce it.


1,588 posted on 02/07/2024 12:56:32 PM PST by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: dfwgator

Ah, yes. I loved Cook. Particularly the bit where he was a miner but thinking of becoming a judge.

And the only thing I really liked Dudley Moore in was “Bedazzled” with Cook.


1,589 posted on 02/07/2024 1:42:28 PM PST by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: HKMk23

And cardgames.io has lots of different card and dice games.


1,590 posted on 02/07/2024 1:44:51 PM PST by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: ArGee

Yes, Cook and Moore were quite a good team.

Cook was in the SNL skit about auditioning the prisoners for Gigi. (”I’m gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whities I seeeeee.”)


1,591 posted on 02/07/2024 1:44:57 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: HKMk23

I don’t suppose anyone knows about a good flight simulator.


1,592 posted on 02/07/2024 1:49:40 PM PST by ArGee (If ignorance is bliss, Congress is one happy place!)
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To: HKMk23

I download audiobooks from the library website.


1,593 posted on 02/07/2024 3:30:33 PM PST by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick

Mom now has a nickle sized hole in her finger where a cancer used to be.

She’s already trying to take the bandage off. If the exposed tendon dries out that will be bad...


1,594 posted on 02/07/2024 6:09:56 PM PST by null and void (I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My personal pronouns are told/you/so.)
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To: null and void

Ow, that sounds terrible.


1,595 posted on 02/07/2024 6:21:37 PM PST by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: Tax-chick; smokingfrog
About 4 hours of Mohs surgery, well, maybe 10-15 minutes of actual surgery, with the rest of the time waiting for lab results, took 3 layers scraped off to get it all.

Very little pain, just the Novocain sticks.

Last time she tore off the stitched on bolster and the skin graft.

This time no stitches, no graft until enough tissue regrows to attach it to, about a month.

Hopefully without the stitches and pressure bolster she can, with enough browbeating, let it heal.

Hospice care recommended a wee bit of morphine and lorazepam to get her through the night.

Meanwhile we'll follow smokingfrog's advice (sleep with one eye open (< o > ---)

1,596 posted on 02/07/2024 6:36:47 PM PST by null and void (I identify as a conspiracy theorist. My personal pronouns are told/you/so.)
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To: null and void; MayflowerMadam; dakine; GOPJ; fanfan; ColdOne; Cyber Liberty; Tax-chick; Anoreth; ...

1,597 posted on 02/08/2024 2:35:01 AM PST by Tax-chick (Sounds like a great idea, with the best of intentions. What could possibly go wrong?)
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To: null and void

Sorry to hear about your mom, Nully. It’s always tough with Dementia patients. I hope the finger heals enough that she can use it again. I’m sure she doesn’t understand anything about what happened.


1,598 posted on 02/08/2024 4:38:07 AM PST by Monkey Face (~~ Strength is forged through adversity. ~~ Dallin H Oaks)
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To: Tax-chick

What a sweet little floof.

Good morning. I hope you had a good night and that Jake let you sleep.

More rain today, even as we speak. But the groceries are coming today and its also pill-sorting day, so the morning will be slightly busy. Once I get dressed, that is.


1,599 posted on 02/08/2024 4:41:41 AM PST by Monkey Face (~~ Strength is forged through adversity. ~~ Dallin H Oaks)
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To: ArGee

I always thought it rhymed with cheese....But that’s just me.


1,600 posted on 02/08/2024 4:43:06 AM PST by Monkey Face (~~ Strength is forged through adversity. ~~ Dallin H Oaks)
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