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Experts Say They Don't Know What Thing Is Causing Everyone To Suddenly Collapse, But It's Definitely Not That One Thing
Babylon Bee ^

Posted on 01/10/2023 1:23:12 PM PST by MNDude

According to sources, experts have been working tirelessly around the clock to try and get to the bottom of why so many seemingly perfectly healthy, athletic people are falling over suddenly. "I wish I could point to something in the past year or two that large groups of people were exposed to, or forced into, but nothing comes to mind," added Dr. Rufflinger. "If only there was one thing all these patients had in common."

At publishing time, experts said they had narrowed down the list of what most likely was causing these sudden health issues down to: climate change, racism, Christian Nationalism, standing up too quickly, standing up too slowly, and not eating enough bugs.

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1 posted on 01/10/2023 1:23:12 PM PST by MNDude
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2 posted on 01/10/2023 1:24:49 PM PST by Golden Eagle (The LGBT indoctrination agenda is designed to outlaw the Bible, and anyone who follows it.)
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To: MNDude

Fauxcy’s Fault.


3 posted on 01/10/2023 1:24:59 PM PST by Paladin2
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The Bee once again is closer to the truth than the lie. When you set out and absolutely rule out the most blaring possibility in order to avoid reality, any conclusion is going to be tainted or absolutely wrong.


4 posted on 01/10/2023 1:26:10 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Inside every leftist is a blood-thirsty fascist yearning to be free of current societal constraints.)
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City Slickers - Jack Palance as Curly - one thing


5 posted on 01/10/2023 1:32:29 PM PST by Palio di Siena
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Already posted 12 posts down
6 posted on 01/10/2023 1:32:52 PM PST by Robert DeLong
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I have to admit, that one did make me snort aloud with a bit of laughter! “...definitely not that one thing”


7 posted on 01/10/2023 1:33:17 PM PST by rlmorel ("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
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Yep. It’s definitely not ‘that.’


8 posted on 01/10/2023 1:38:44 PM PST by shadowlands1960 (We live in a world of intolerance masked as tolerance. RUSH LIMBAUGH)
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9 posted on 01/10/2023 1:39:59 PM PST by Yo-Yo (Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
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That is the one thing I will not do for love.


10 posted on 01/10/2023 1:40:23 PM PST by LukeL
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It must be global warming or something


11 posted on 01/10/2023 1:40:32 PM PST by NWFree (Somebody has to say it 🤪)
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Doctors are baffled.


12 posted on 01/10/2023 1:44:12 PM PST by Old Yeller
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To: Palio di Siena

INXS - The One Thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJyKTNdPL5s


13 posted on 01/10/2023 1:44:36 PM PST by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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It wouldn’t be funny if there weren’t some aspect of truth to it.


14 posted on 01/10/2023 1:52:33 PM PST by Red6
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15 posted on 01/10/2023 2:27:08 PM PST by 4Liberty (Kamala’s relatives owned slaves.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Scientists love Occam’s Razor—except when it cuts their Big Pharma sponsor’s throat!


16 posted on 01/10/2023 2:31:57 PM PST by cgbg (Claiming that laws and regs that limit “hate speech” stop freedom of speech is “hate speech”.)
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I knew things were changing when I went to my doctor for a shot he would give himself one too he doesn’t now.


17 posted on 01/10/2023 3:37:12 PM PST by Vaduz (LAWYERS )
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Maybe they want to with this filthy government.


18 posted on 01/10/2023 3:59:51 PM PST by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Yo-Yo
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable must be the truth.

You just paraphrased the "null hypothesis."

19 posted on 01/10/2023 7:05:00 PM PST by cpdiii (CANE CUTTER-DECKHAND-ROUGHNECK-OILFIELD CONSULTANT-GEOLOGIST-PILOT-PHARMACIST)
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LOL! Sad but true. Still a pureblood.


20 posted on 01/10/2023 8:01:39 PM PST by US_MilitaryRules (#PureBlood)
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