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Experts Say They Don't Know What Thing Is Causing Everyone To Suddenly Collapse, But It's Definitely Not That One Thing
Babylon Bee ^
Posted on 01/10/2023 1:23:12 PM PST by MNDude
According to sources, experts have been working tirelessly around the clock to try and get to the bottom of why so many seemingly perfectly healthy, athletic people are falling over suddenly. "I wish I could point to something in the past year or two that large groups of people were exposed to, or forced into, but nothing comes to mind," added Dr. Rufflinger. "If only there was one thing all these patients had in common."
At publishing time, experts said they had narrowed down the list of what most likely was causing these sudden health issues down to: climate change, racism, Christian Nationalism, standing up too quickly, standing up too slowly, and not eating enough bugs.
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posted on
01/10/2023 1:23:12 PM PST
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MNDude
To: MNDude
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posted on
01/10/2023 1:24:49 PM PST
by
Golden Eagle
(The LGBT indoctrination agenda is designed to outlaw the Bible, and anyone who follows it.)
To: MNDude
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posted on
01/10/2023 1:24:59 PM PST
by
Paladin2
To: MNDude
The Bee once again is closer to the truth than the lie. When you set out and absolutely rule out the most blaring possibility in order to avoid reality, any conclusion is going to be tainted or absolutely wrong.
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posted on
01/10/2023 1:26:10 PM PST
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Inside every leftist is a blood-thirsty fascist yearning to be free of current societal constraints.)
To: MNDude
City Slickers - Jack Palance as Curly - one thing
To: MNDude
To: MNDude
I have to admit, that one did make me snort aloud with a bit of laughter! “...definitely not that one thing”
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posted on
01/10/2023 1:33:17 PM PST
by
rlmorel
("If you think tough men are dangerous, just wait until you see what weak men are capable of." JBP)
To: MNDude
Yep. It’s definitely not ‘that.’
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posted on
01/10/2023 1:38:44 PM PST
by
shadowlands1960
(We live in a world of intolerance masked as tolerance. RUSH LIMBAUGH)
To: MNDude
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posted on
01/10/2023 1:39:59 PM PST
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag really necessary? Pray for President Biden: Psalm 109:8)
To: shadowlands1960
That is the one thing I will not do for love.
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posted on
01/10/2023 1:40:23 PM PST
by
LukeL
To: MNDude
It must be global warming or something
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posted on
01/10/2023 1:40:32 PM PST
by
NWFree
(Somebody has to say it 🤪)
To: MNDude
To: Palio di Siena
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posted on
01/10/2023 1:44:36 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(Endut! Hoch Hech!)
To: MNDude
It wouldn’t be funny if there weren’t some aspect of truth to it.
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posted on
01/10/2023 1:52:33 PM PST
by
Red6
To: Golden Eagle; MNDude; Paladin2; Red6; Old Yeller; Travis McGee; Jane Long
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posted on
01/10/2023 2:27:08 PM PST
by
4Liberty
(Kamala’s relatives owned slaves.)
To: Blood of Tyrants
Scientists love Occam’s Razor—except when it cuts their Big Pharma sponsor’s throat!
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posted on
01/10/2023 2:31:57 PM PST
by
cgbg
(Claiming that laws and regs that limit “hate speech” stop freedom of speech is “hate speech”.)
To: MNDude
I knew things were changing when I went to my doctor for a shot he would give himself one too he doesn’t now.
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posted on
01/10/2023 3:37:12 PM PST
by
Vaduz
(LAWYERS )
To: MNDude
Maybe they want to with this filthy government.
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posted on
01/10/2023 3:59:51 PM PST
by
Bonemaker
(invictus maneo)
To: Yo-Yo
Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable must be the truth.You just paraphrased the "null hypothesis."
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posted on
01/10/2023 7:05:00 PM PST
by
cpdiii
(CANE CUTTER-DECKHAND-ROUGHNECK-OILFIELD CONSULTANT-GEOLOGIST-PILOT-PHARMACIST)
To: MNDude
LOL! Sad but true. Still a pureblood.
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