Posted on 09/16/2022 9:38:36 AM PDT by DFG
MARTHA'S VINEYARD, MA — After two days of dealing with the insufferable busybodies at the Martha's Vinyard Home Owners Association, illegal immigrants have decided to go back home and take their chances with the cartels.
"Man, the cartels are bad where I come from, but this is a whole other level," said immigrant Juan Ramirez as he climbed back on the unmarked charter bus. "How do you people live like this? You have to pay $1000 per month for a team of white ladies named 'Karen' to come to inspect your hedges and whine when you don't do them right? This is hell on earth!"
The rest of the group reportedly agreed, and immediately boarded a taxpayer-funded charter bus for Guadalajara.
"I feel betrayed by Governor Ron DeSantis," said another unfortunate migrant, speaking through a translator. "He told me there would be jobs and housing up here, but instead I found a den swarming with uppity white liberals and wealthy career criminals. This is so inhumane."
At publishing time, the migrant retreat was stopped as Michelle Obama had flagged down the buses and escorted them to the newly built cages on her property.
The Bee is having way to much fun with this.
MV: the migrants didn’t have the option of staying, but we really didn’t deport them from MV!
You have to be kidding. That is a real poster?
They've been in a target-rich environment lately.
They almost don't earn their money, because the stories merge into reality.
ROTFLMAO
“Sheriff, there’s an Hispanic in front of my mansion. And he’s not holding a Leaf Blower!”
“Hi, guys! Welcome to Martha’s Vineyard! We’re the progressives, the smart ones. We believe everything should be free, so here’s your free ride out of here.”
LOL.. these days I have to check and see if is the Bee.
yup, bet they’re all down now...
Babylon Bee and I had the same idea!
That is a real poster. The faux-leftys in my SoCal neighborhood have those too. Just without the Martha Vinyard marking
Priceless!!
We stand with immigrants, except NIMBY
How embarrassing for them. Should have taken pictures to remind them.
I bet a few are wishing...
Too funny...
They funny thing is that having the illegals do their yardwork and painting is the usual way to keep the HOA off the MV residents back. Just so long as they are off the island by nightfall.
...apparently so.....it was showcased on last night’s Tucker Carlson show.....we just LUUUUVVVVV immigrants - until those smelly, illiterate, unwashed scum walk our streets and clog our sidewalks.... just wait until they start crapping on the sidewalks and on peoples’ front lawns.....
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