Posted on 04/25/2022 2:37:13 PM PDT by Rummyfan
Twitter headquarters has sustained extensive water damage following Elon Musk's $43 billion bid to buy out the company. Early reports indicate that the source of the water is the tears of the company's liberal employees who are devastated at the news.
"NOOOOOOO!!!!!! I refuse to work for Elon Musk!" screamed Evie Mandrake (they/them) falling to her knees, tearing at her clothes, and sobbing uncontrollably. "He can't keep getting away with this! We can't let him allow free speech!"
Witnesses claim that tears are currently pouring out all the exits and windows of Twitter's HQ. Structural engineers at the scene are not sure if the building can be salvaged. "In this case, the high salt content of the tears already threatens to corrode the steel structure of the building. I guess we'll have to gut the place and turn it into a homeless shelter after all." said Mark Powell, senior engineer.
Of the few Twitter employees that were still able to still speak coherently, they explained that they fear what may happen to this platform now that people they don't like can't be silenced on a whim. "Now anyone could be subject to being banned. Even the accounts we have been protecting by turning a blind eye to are at risk now!"
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
Live shot of Twitter HQ at this very moment
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1518577468810084352
does the bee have their account back yet?
Are we sure they’re tears causing the flooding, it might be that so many of the employees pissed their pants.
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😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
This is an incredible opportunity to create a salt water aquarium.
The pH is at least 11 or 12. They are bitter tears indeed.
I hope something happens today to each leftist employee that is so terrible they forget about this development.
Read the headline...just knew it was the BEE.
Funny Bee! It did make me think of Musk moving Twit HQ to Texas.
Expect a lot of sabotage, from current and former Twitter employees and hackers working for the democrats.
they have put some kind of lock on the code right now to try to cut down on sabotage.
Benny Johnson
@bennyjohnson
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Elon Musk should make all internal discussions at Twitter about the decision to suppress the
@NYPost
’s Hunter Biden Laptop Story and the decision to ban Donald Trump public.
Can mass suicides be far behind?
And more importantly, what is Elon Musk’s next takeover target?
Ironic.
How many of these idiots are econuts specifically driving teslas to save the planet, yet working for Musk is somehow going to be horrible...
Cognitive Dissonance ramped to the max
My fav
In other words, Trump takes over again on 1/20/25...
I saw a lone, mask wearing Tesla driver yesterday.
Jeez
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