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USNS Harvey Milk To Be Manned Entirely By Crew Of Underage Boys
The Babylon Bee ^
| November 10, 2021
| Staff
Posted on 11/10/2021 3:11:35 PM PST by HKMk23
SAN DIEGO, CA—The U.S. Navy has named a ship after gay rights activist and politician Harvey Milk. At the commissioning ceremony, Naval officers announced the ship will be manned entirely by a crew of underage boys, in honor of the LGBTQ+ icon.
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TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bidenvoters; harveymilk
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To: Darksheare; Dead Corpse
PING
Fresh meat....
Bring friends. It could be epic.
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:58:21 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: Radix
42
posted on
11/10/2021 4:00:47 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: EvilCapitalist
Funny enough (and probably unknown to most people) Navy ships blast a song over the 1MC (PA system) during the UNREP Breakaway. A few over the years actually had a live band playing on deck. Most ships have a signature breakaway song. So yeah, Village People is a possibility.
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posted on
11/10/2021 4:01:35 PM PST
by
ETCM
To: HKMk23
that boat’s gonna really be rockin’!
44
posted on
11/10/2021 4:13:43 PM PST
by
faithhopecharity
(“Politicians are not born. They’re excreted.” Marcus Tillius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
To: HKMk23
Captain Iglo running the show...
45
posted on
11/10/2021 4:23:35 PM PST
by
Noumenon
(Black flag American. KTF)
To: HKMk23
Suffers stern damage from being bottomed out repeatedly in the channel.
46
posted on
11/10/2021 4:24:46 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same. )
To: HKMk23
Instead of port holes, the ship is equipped with glory holes.
47
posted on
11/10/2021 4:25:17 PM PST
by
OrangeHoof
(Chinese communism will look different once the masks come off.)
To: Da Coyote
48
posted on
11/10/2021 4:26:24 PM PST
by
griswold3
(When chaos serves the State, the State will encourage chaos)
To: HKMk23
They should have broken the bottle of bubbly over the ship’s transom.
Anyhoo … love the Babylon Bee.
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posted on
11/10/2021 4:38:46 PM PST
by
Rurudyne
(Standup Philosopher)
To: faithhopecharity
If the boat is a rockin; don’t come knockin
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posted on
11/10/2021 4:58:54 PM PST
by
Brookhaven
(The dystopian future is now!)
To: faithhopecharity
“that boat’s gonna really be rockin’!”
Yes, the crew are in for years of hard service, and not a straight shooter among ‘em.
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posted on
11/10/2021 5:08:20 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: HKMk23
The vessel constantly rear ends smaller newer vessels, and gets rear ended during operations every time.
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posted on
11/10/2021 5:09:18 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Those who support liberal "Republicans" summarily support every action by same. )
To: HKMk23
That’s probably how Kevin Bacon got his first acting gig.
To: montag813
To: HKMk23
Nyet. Not touching this one with a 7” pole...
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posted on
11/10/2021 8:32:41 PM PST
by
Dead Corpse
(A Psalm in napalm...)
To: HKMk23
Hate to think what their crossing the line ceremony will be like.
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posted on
11/10/2021 8:51:07 PM PST
by
virgil
(The evil that men do lives after them )
To: virgil
They’ll pass out “Swellback” hats.
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posted on
11/10/2021 9:56:42 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: HKMk23
Movie night will always feature Broke Butt Mountain.
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posted on
11/10/2021 10:29:48 PM PST
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: virgil
Everyone who makes Midshipman while serving aboard gets a special plaque “Give as good as you get.”
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posted on
11/11/2021 1:24:03 AM PST
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: HKMk23
The Bee just keeps hitting them out of the park!
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posted on
11/11/2021 1:36:25 AM PST
by
mad_as_he$$
(This will be a hot extract.)
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