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USNS Harvey Milk To Be Manned Entirely By Crew Of Underage Boys
The Babylon Bee ^
| November 10, 2021
| Staff
Posted on 11/10/2021 3:11:35 PM PST by HKMk23
SAN DIEGO, CA—The U.S. Navy has named a ship after gay rights activist and politician Harvey Milk. At the commissioning ceremony, Naval officers announced the ship will be manned entirely by a crew of underage boys, in honor of the LGBTQ+ icon.
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TOPICS: Humor; Military/Veterans; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; bidenvoters; harveymilk
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No doubt to be accompanied in its Support Group by the soon-to-be-commissioned USS Rosencrantz and USS Guildenstern; all crewed by avowed FOPs, of course.
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:11:35 PM PST
by
HKMk23
To: HKMk23
This vessl’s role as an “oiler” just helps the jokes write themselves.
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:12:12 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: HKMk23
All wearing t-shirts saying, “Please sir, may I have another?”
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:14:07 PM PST
by
Da Coyote
To: HKMk23
Captain, we have the Harvey Milk approaching astern.
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:14:50 PM PST
by
dblshot
To: dblshot
I heard they are going to make him a posthumous Rear Admiral.
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:17:11 PM PST
by
Seruzawa
("The Political left is the Garden of Eden of incompetence" - Marx the Smarter (Groucho))
To: HKMk23
The U.S.S. Harvey Milk should always be accompanied by a U.S.S. Jim Jones, since Milk did so much to defend Jones and enable Jones’ mass murder and assasination of a U.S. Congressman.
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:17:29 PM PST
by
montag813
To: HKMk23
Since it is a USNS oiler, the crew is mostly merchant marines with a few Naval Officers and crew onboard.
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:17:59 PM PST
by
microgood
To: HKMk23
Can’t wait to see them fly the colors ... and their dress uniforms ... get outta here!
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:20:21 PM PST
by
glennaro
(Although I don't believe in "big conspiracies", neither do I believe in "big coincidences")
To: Seruzawa
Probably to late to frock him.
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:20:38 PM PST
by
dblshot
To: Seruzawa
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:21:37 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: glennaro
You just know that “In the Navy” by the village people will be blaring from the PA system all the time.
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:22:08 PM PST
by
EvilCapitalist
(Pets are no substitute for children.)
To: glennaro
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:22:21 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
To: HKMk23
Biden will resign and then be appointed captain, will have same age girls as staff.
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:24:01 PM PST
by
SkyDancer
(Let's Go Brandon!)
To: HKMk23
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:26:02 PM PST
by
odawg
To: All
I’m hearing Village People in the background. Why is that?
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:26:05 PM PST
by
BipolarBob
(I had to change my homepage because it was embellished somewhat. Apologies to all.)
To: dblshot
Captain, we have the Harvey Milk approaching astern. Yuck. What a disgusting thought. 😁😀
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:26:49 PM PST
by
Mark17
(USAF ATCer, Retired. Father of USAF pilot. ATCers & pilots, the quintessential elements of aviation)
To: HKMk23
“Blow the Man Down” came in a close second.
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:29:19 PM PST
by
glennaro
(Although I don't believe in "big conspiracies", neither do I believe in "big coincidences")
To: HKMk23
General quarters! All hands on dick!
Sorry.
5.56mm
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:29:40 PM PST
by
M Kehoe
(Quid Pro Joe and the Ho need to go.)
To: HKMk23
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:31:28 PM PST
by
RckyRaCoCo
(Please Pray For My Brother Ken.)
To: M Kehoe
And seamen on the poop deck...
Just as ol’ Harv’ would have liked it.
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posted on
11/10/2021 3:31:41 PM PST
by
HKMk23
(The right of freedom of religion shall not be derogated even if the life of the nation is at stake.)
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