Posted on 08/16/2021 11:52:04 AM PDT by DFG
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Many are expressing concerns over how far the Taliban has managed to advance after Press Secretary Jen Psaki gave her latest press conference while wearing an Islamic Hijab.
"No, there is nothing to worry about, Alhamdulillah, Allah be praised," said Psaki. "The Taliban poses no danger to the U.S. and they definitely have not advanced as far as Washington, D.C. Everything is fine here."
When asked about her new modest religious veil, she responded, "What do you mean? I always wear these! It's sunny out and it keeps the sun off my head. Nothing to worry about!" She then circled back to face Mecca and bowed her head to the ground.
The White House also confirmed that the crowd of military-aged males with AK47s playing soccer on the White House lawn was just a fun little bit of performance art and nothing to be concerned over.
In other news, D.C. has confirmed that call to prayer will be at 3pm this afternoon and that everyone needs to be on time.
Just gotta love The Babylon Bee. Chuckle.
The Bee is quick, and good!
I really like the meme that praises the Taliban for liberating their country from a regime that mandated face coverings, destroys historical statues, and mutilates the genitals of children.
Makes you wonder if she is vacationing in Iran with VJ.
Pstupid.
First there was Bagdad Bob, now we have Kabul Kamala
Tomorrow’s headlines today:
In Goodwill Gesture, Biden Offers Vaccine Door Knocker Teams to Help Taliban Educate Americans on Sharia Law
Any truth to the rumor Biden has change his name to Mohamed..and has married a 11 y/o Mexican illegal?
Isn’t an 11-year-old a bit on the aged side for ol’ Joe?
Jalalabad Jen
So much material, so little time. The Bee is busy today.
I shouldn’t laugh but ... ROTFLMAO
And let’s not forget.... who kill millions of their citizens before they get a chance to serve in Afghanistan.
Possession by the spirit of Baghdad Bob is real.
She must be waiting for a handsome Afghan.
This is my Cheshire Cat smile!!
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