Posted on 10/19/2020 3:10:10 PM PDT by DFG
According to sources, Supreme Court nominee Amy Coney Barrett has adopted her 8th child, a troubled local youngster named Hunter. In a touching story of love triumphing over all odds, the Barrett family fought for custody of Hunter and welcomed him into their family for the first time this week.
"This family has love to spare," said Judge Barrett. "We just knew we had another child out there somewhere. We were told by the agency that young Hunter had his fair share of issues, but we knew we would be up to the challenge."
According to friends of the family, Hunter is slowly adjusting to his new home and family. He has kicked an old drug habit and is now attending church with the rest of the family. He has also renounced his old ways and paid back a Ukrainian gas company fourfold.
"We love having Hunter with us!" said the leader of the small church group Hunter attends every week. "Whenever we share testimonies, he puts our testimonies to shame with stories of drugs, corruption, and horrific scandal, unlike anything we've heard. Awesome!"
Judge Barrett is still struggling to teach Hunter the value of hard work. He is being paid a few dollars to do chores around the house when he's used to being paid $50,000 per month for nothing.
"We're still working on it," she said.
I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking any covfefe when I read this headline...
Gotta love the Bee.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...gasp...gasp...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Got me for .24582 seconds!
That’s great. Having a child two years old than, and 40 years less mature, than the parents.
Many a true word spoken in jest.
Whores, drugs and thievery.
More likely Slick Willy will adopt him.
OK, that is funny.
Brings tears to my eyes!
(Tears of laughter!)
“More likely Slick Willy will adopt him.”
And disown Chelsea. BJ probably has always wanted a boy.
The NYT will think this is real
The Bee is buzzing....
The Bee putting out Pulitzer Prize Material regularly!!!
I agree!
They are truly cranking them out these days!
The BB gets better all the time.
This was really funny.
Hunter will be neutered, have to wear a shock collar, be regularly de-wormed, and kept outside on a chain until housebroken. Signs warning against his aggressive behavior against young children will be posted.
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