Posted on 12/07/2019 11:05:37 AM PST by EyesOfTX
If these people didn’t exist, you couldn’t make them up in a million years. – I kid you not, the hacks at Business Insider are now attacking President Donald Trump for his choice of … wait for it … SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS.
I swear I do not make this stuff up – who could?
Some genius who writes for BI named James Pasley posted a photo-essay detailing the fact that President Trump has pair of rather large, um, salt and pepper shakers. As with most other things, including key parts of his anatomy, the Presidents shakers are substantially larger and more robust and possible even made of brass than those of his dining partners.
Pasley finds this interesting, so much so that he actually – again, I kid you not – went back through BI’s photo records to compare the size of Trump’s shakers to that of his three immediate predecessors in office. It should surprise no one that Trump’s shakers are vastly bigger than those wielded by America’s Worst Mistake, Barack Hussein Obama. Nor should it come as any big shock that Trump’s are bigger than Bush’s or Clinton’s, although rumor at the time had it that Clinton’s shakers were pretty damn big.
Pasley’s thesis, as far as it exists, appears to be that Trump’s huge set of shakers “… could be another one of his power moves, alongside his fierce handshakes and bulky suits.”
Oh, okay. And so what?
This is an actual, real paragraph in Pasley’s piece:
Insider combed the photo archives and found that Trump more often than not gets much larger salt and pepper shakers than other foreign leaders or American politicians when dining at the White House. And we couldn’t find instances of Trump’s most recent predecessors using larger shakers than those of their guests.
You’d like to think Pasley compiled his photo-essay as something of a lark, with his tongue planted firmly in his cheek. But in a corrupt media world in which sanctimonious hacks like Brian Stelter and Fredo Cuomo and Lawrence O’Donnell go after this President for having more scoops of ice cream than his dining partners, it’s really hard to give him the benefit of the doubt.
More likey, it’s just buffoonery on a Joe Biden scale.
That is all.
This is the P & M media (Piss and Moan)
a businessman/woman knows business unlike politicians who’ve never had real job and don’t know anything about anything.
If he uses “Black” pepper that’s Racist. “White” pepper, that’s abusing his white privilege. Salt, is an unmentionable hate crime worthy of impeachment. Those people are truly nutz!
Impeachable Offense............
If I knew how I’d nominate this writer for a Pulitzer...
It’s his inner Texan.
I am always reminded of a story Trump’s friend told at an event in Las Vegas.
His friend owns the Treasure Island Casino and he held a Rally for Donald Trump after he announced his Candidacy.
As I remember it, the guy is introducing Trump and said he had gone with Trump to talk to some Bankers that financed the Mega Yacht Trump he bought from Billionaire Khashshoggi, the guy who was always on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous.
Trump wanted the Bankers to lower the Interest Rate on the Loan. When the Bankers refused, Trump gets up, throws a set of Keys on the Table and says well, then you own it and he walks out the Door.
His friend can’t believe what he just saw and follows Trump out asking him WTH does he think he is doing? As they head for the Elevator, the Bankers rush after them and tell him to come back in so they can discuss it further.
Bottom line, Trump got the Interest Rate lowered.
When they left, Trump tells his friend, good thing they came after us or we would be taking a Cab home, those were the Car Keys.
And two scoops of ice cream!
Who wrote The Art Of The Deal and knows and understands Sun Tsu's The Art Of War.
Because democrats are essentially functional illiterates, they have no clue what an educated street fighter is all about.
Re-stocked my popcorn stash
Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they’re held for pleasure,
They’re the balls that I like best.
And my balls are always bouncing,
To the left and to the right.
It’s my belief that my big balls should be held every night.
“He should put out the special “Trump & Trudeau” and “Trump & Macron” shaker sets. “
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Are you NUTS? And I meant that pun deliberately.
Those shakers should be the “Truddeau and Macron” shakers.
DO NOT INSULT PRES TRUMP WITH THAT VISAGE.
=:-)
Hey James, you should see the size of Trump’s water bottle!
This is news?????
Awesome story. Thanks!
I bet it has something to do with keeping him from being poisoned.
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