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IF (With Apologies to Rudyard Kipling) PART 2
Adapted from Rudyard Kipling ^ | 7-17-2019 | grey_whiskers

Posted on 07/16/2019 6:12:41 AM PDT by grey_whiskers

“IF you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you, If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too; If you can wait and not be tired by waiting, Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies, Or being hated, don’t give way to hating, And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master; If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim; If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same; If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools, Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken, And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss, And lose, and start again at your beginnings And never breathe a word about your loss; If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew To serve your turn long after they are gone, And so hold on when there is nothing in you Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue, ‘ Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch, if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you, If all men count with you, but none too much; If you can fill the unforgiving minute With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run, Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it, You're President Donald J. Trump.


TOPICS: Humor; Poetry; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: kipling; poetry; politics; whiskersvanity
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1 posted on 07/16/2019 6:12:41 AM PDT by grey_whiskers
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To: grey_whiskers; neverdem; SunkenCiv; Cindy; LucyT; decimon; freedumb2003; ...

Birdcage *PING*


2 posted on 07/16/2019 6:13:37 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

IF...
Rudyard Kipling

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don’t deal in lies,
Or being hated, don’t give way to hating,
And yet don’t look too good, nor talk too wise:

If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you’ve spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build ‘em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss[ess];
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your [or our] turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on [to it] when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
‘ Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count [on you,] with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds’ worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that’s in it,
And - which is more - you’ll be a Man, my son!


3 posted on 07/16/2019 6:21:38 AM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Red Badger

...read the last line of the article as posted, please?


4 posted on 07/16/2019 6:25:28 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Yes, I did.

But those who are not familiar with the original would not know what was changed...............


5 posted on 07/16/2019 6:26:24 AM PDT by Red Badger (We are headed for a Civil War. It won't be nice like the last one....................)
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To: Red Badger; grey_whiskers

I am one of those - thank you to both.


6 posted on 07/16/2019 6:34:55 AM PDT by grobdriver (BUILD KATE'S WALL!)
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To: grobdriver
...you thought Kipling wrote about President Trump by name?

Wow, Trump *is* famous. :-)

7 posted on 07/16/2019 6:36:16 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers
:)

No, but I didn't know what else was changed to fit the "modern times"...

8 posted on 07/16/2019 6:46:40 AM PDT by grobdriver (BUILD KATE'S WALL!)
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To: grey_whiskers

THE WRATH OF THE AWAKENED SAXON
by Rudyard Kipling

It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late,
With long arrears to make good,
When the Saxon began to hate.

They were not easily moved,
They were icy — willing to wait
Till every count should be proved,
Ere the Saxon began to hate.

Their voices were even and low.
Their eyes were level and straight.
There was neither sign nor show
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not preached to the crowd.
It was not taught by the state.
No man spoke it aloud
When the Saxon began to hate.

It was not suddenly bred.
It will not swiftly abate.
Through the chilled years ahead,
When Time shall count from the date
That the Saxon began to hate.


9 posted on 07/16/2019 7:10:26 AM PDT by magyars4
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To: grey_whiskers

I love reading the works of Freemasons on FreeRepublic first thing in the morning!!


10 posted on 07/16/2019 7:24:38 AM PDT by RideForever
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To: grey_whiskers

“IF” has always been one of my favorite poems, and I don’t mind a bit if it is slightly changed for President Trump.

Do kids these days have to memorized poems and recite them to the class? I had to do “If” in the 6th grade. Today, I don’t remember but a little bit until I read it again and it all came back.


11 posted on 07/16/2019 1:21:39 PM PDT by GoreFreeTN (Thank you, President Trump!)
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To: grey_whiskers

Did you ping out a Part 1? Trying to find if you did.


12 posted on 07/17/2019 10:14:37 AM PDT by little jeremiah (When we do not punish evildoers we are ripping the foundations of justice from future generations.)
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To: grey_whiskers
If all men count with you, but none too much;

I believe this is one of the best lines by any writer.

We have a lifetime of disappointments in different people because we make them count too much. - Tom

13 posted on 07/17/2019 10:22:30 AM PDT by Capt. Tom
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To: little jeremiah
Did you ping out a Part 1? Trying to find if you did.

IF (With Apologies to Rudyard Kipling)

14 posted on 07/17/2019 12:41:23 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change with out notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Thank you.


15 posted on 07/17/2019 12:42:26 PM PDT by little jeremiah (When we do not punish evildoers we are ripping the foundations of justice from future generations.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Aha, I think I read that one, I remember the velveted paws of the typing tabby. I will read again. I always liked what cats write.


16 posted on 07/17/2019 12:47:10 PM PDT by little jeremiah (When we do not punish evildoers we are ripping the foundations of justice from future generations.)
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