Posted on 06/23/2019 10:21:42 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
OUCH! I was attempting to discuss my upcoming live streams of the Democrat candidate debates in Miami on June 26 and 27. However, Teddy the Golden Retriever who is an unashamed attention hog (or dog), got jealous of me paying attention to the camera and decided to completely upstage me, first with a few nips at my feet and then biting my arm and drawing blood. While I was struggling with Teddy, the volume was knocked out on my camera in about the final minute and a half. Perhaps that is a good thing because you don't have to hear me yell out in pain.
Teddy wasn't really vicious. He was just being playful in his own weird way. Oh, and the bites on my arm look way worse they they actually were. All I am left with are just some very minor bruises and cuts but they sure did hurt when Teddy bit me. Category
i grew to hate the breed after living next to one who was ignored by their owner as soon as the invisible fence went in. couldnt use my yard without the incessant barking. even lost an offer over it when we sold & moved.
I prefer Golden Labs.
That’s one thing about golden retrievers: they grab with their mouths. I never lost blood to my retriever-terrier mixed-breed, but I sure got teeth-to-skin whacks a lot. Usually, they’re very gentle, but they can certainly get over-excited. (They’re bred to grab, but not bite fowl.)
You want a retriever to really sound ferocious when playing? Breed one with a terrier! Terriers growl when playing; sometimes they even purr. Put that cute little growl in the throat of a 50-pound dog, and it sounds like something about to eat someone.
It's your fault. Not the dog.
I had an aunt with a near-fatal case of cellulitis. Well, I was a little kid and asking her cellulite is was nearly fatal to me.
Of course, this means that you are now a wereretriever. You will now face the irresistable urge to shove your nose in people’s crotches whenever the moon is full. If only that explained Lazamataz
I am at home now recovering from my cat bite. She bit me in the chin while getting a bit carried away with her affection towards me. Four days later I was in ER with a fever and infection that spread across the left side of my face. I can’t emphasize enough to get all bites looked at and treated right away,there is lots of bad bacteria in their mouths that can do lots of damage.
Teddy doesn’t want to hear about those nasty demonrats. He’s voting for Trump.
I think that’s when Teddy started getting agitated; when I mentioned “Democrats.”
Um... It's not my dog.
So much for the myth that dogs, unlike cats, have clean mouths because of all the saliva they generate.
I guess the drool isn’t fully antibacterial.
Having trained numerous protection dogs, mals, gsd dobes, and dutchies, I’ve been bloodied more times than I can count. Not a big deal. Mine will draw blood thru a stage 4 sleeve!
He’s a sniffer hound who loves to put his paws all over new ladies.
All dogs must be removed from owners or killed - and the owners taxed and fined even if their dog has never even seen another human being. (/democrat thinking)
Sounds like you are ready for the zombie apocalypse.
>>He’s a sniffer hound who loves to put his paws all over new ladies.<<
Ah. Me in college.
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