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Hyperactive Golden Retriever Bites Me and Draws Blood
YouTube ^ | June 23, 2019 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 06/23/2019 10:21:42 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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OUCH! I was attempting to discuss my upcoming live streams of the Democrat candidate debates in Miami on June 26 and 27. However, Teddy the Golden Retriever who is an unashamed attention hog (or dog), got jealous of me paying attention to the camera and decided to completely upstage me, first with a few nips at my feet and then biting my arm and drawing blood. While I was struggling with Teddy, the volume was knocked out on my camera in about the final minute and a half. Perhaps that is a good thing because you don't have to hear me yell out in pain.

Teddy wasn't really vicious. He was just being playful in his own weird way. Oh, and the bites on my arm look way worse they they actually were. All I am left with are just some very minor bruises and cuts but they sure did hurt when Teddy bit me. Category


TOPICS: Humor; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: belongsinchat; dog; goldenretriever; pets
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I'm fine. The bite looks much worse than it actually is. In fact, I'll probably suffer much more physical duress standing for hours outside in the heat while live streaming on Wednesday and Thursday than I did from the bite.
1 posted on 06/23/2019 10:21:42 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 06/23/2019 10:27:29 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (SUBSCRIBE to the DUmmie FUnnies YouTube Channel...NOW!!!)
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I got bitten by a pug!


3 posted on 06/23/2019 10:28:22 AM PDT by PetroniusMaximus (<img src=(;.()))
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To: PJ-Comix

Apparently Teddy thinks you will be wasting time on that instead of paying attention to something that matters. Teddy. What we’ll hear (if one bothers) will be: attacks on the msm, nazis, new deal of green, russian interference, muledeer lied and Barr is getting paid off, can’t-i-date of choice vows to prosecute PDJT for, well whatever...... Buy Teddy some milk bones and break out the frisbee. :-)


4 posted on 06/23/2019 10:29:27 AM PDT by rktman ( #My2ndAmend! ----- Enlisted in the Navy in '67 to protect folks rights to strip my rights. WTH?)
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i got bit by a toothless vampire, now I’m one of the ‘sorta undead’


5 posted on 06/23/2019 10:30:03 AM PDT by Bob434
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Mrs. L nearly died from a bite from a very small dog a few years ago. Keep a close eye on those wounds. At the first sign of infection get to an ER. It took less than 36 hours for her to go from just fine to life threatening blood infection.

8 days in the hospital and a fairly invasive surgery to clean it up.

L


6 posted on 06/23/2019 10:31:26 AM PDT by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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He drew First blood. Time to go to war!!!


7 posted on 06/23/2019 10:32:22 AM PDT by GrandJediMasterYoda (As long as Hillary walks free, equal justice under the law will never exist in the USA)
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From my experience (n=1), young Goldens can be little land sharks. Not mean, just love to bite things. My wounds did not start to heal until the bite inhibition training started to take hold.


8 posted on 06/23/2019 10:32:58 AM PDT by Dawggie
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To: Bob434

Isn’t that termed “gummed?”


9 posted on 06/23/2019 10:32:58 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there. Shoulda given Teddy a frozen hot dog to chew on while you did the streaming.


10 posted on 06/23/2019 10:33:17 AM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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Do you both have all of your shots?


11 posted on 06/23/2019 10:33:59 AM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult
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Well, I had my tetanus shot within the past 5 years.


12 posted on 06/23/2019 10:36:02 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (SUBSCRIBE to the DUmmie FUnnies YouTube Channel...NOW!!!)
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First a nip, then he bites your arm, tonight it will be your throat when you’re sleeping......


13 posted on 06/23/2019 10:36:55 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (I'm in the cleaning business.......I launder money)
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My small dog bit me and that small wound felt like a snakebite, my entire arm and upper back hurt. And I started running a low level fever

I started amoxicilin that night ( have some onhand) and kept a close eye out for infection ( red streaks or bruised looking flesh).. the pain eased but the fever lasted 2 days, I stayed on anitbiotics for 7

if you develop any symptoms get to a doctor asap, there are some bad infections you can get from dog saliva, very bad very fast


14 posted on 06/23/2019 10:41:06 AM PDT by silverleaf (A man who kneels for the national anthem doesn't stand for much of anything)
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“Well, I had my tetanus shot within the past 5 years.”

Good. But that doesn’t work against cellulitis which is what nearly killed my wife. In 36 hours her fever was 104.5. Angry red lines went from her finger, the bite site, all the way past her elbow.

8 days of intravenous antibiotics.

No joke my friend. Keep a sharp eye on it.

P


15 posted on 06/23/2019 10:41:48 AM PDT by Lurker (Peaceful coexistence with the Left is not possible. Stop pretending that it is.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Had my Corgi get in a dog fight I pulled him out of forty years ago. He inadvertently bite through my hand. Nasty wound and I went to the ER and got heavy antibiotics. Took a long time to heal


16 posted on 06/23/2019 10:42:33 AM PDT by KC Burke (If all the world is a stage, I would like to request my lighting be adjusted.)
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I’m my hound from the pound’s chew toy. He is getting better. I use the ASAP silver biotics gel (shop around for deals)and clears my arms right up. I even use it on my pets. . .had one dog almost mauled to death and decided to use the silver biotics liquid and gel. . .liquid down all these tubes. . .gel all over the wounds. . .even gave him some to ingest. Used the silver instead of the vet’s stuff. I even put it on the cats’ and dogs’ food. Oh, and absolutely no scars left on the mauled beagle. My whole family uses the stuff. . .I could tell you wonderful stories how it has helped all of us. Right now I’m putting it on my rose bush scratches or should I say punctures. Don’t forget prayer. God owns your arms.


17 posted on 06/23/2019 10:45:46 AM PDT by Maudeen (Our ONLY Hope is JESUS)
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Shoot, my border collie draws blood every time I see her. I like it


18 posted on 06/23/2019 10:46:19 AM PDT by atc23
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I had a small mongrel (Spots) when I was a kid who got into a bite fight with a much larger German Shepherd who left bite marks on Spots. We took Spots to a vet, more for the fact that she went into shock than the physical bites. While in the vet’s waiting room, with Spots on my lap, she suddenly leaped into the air and starting snapping in all directions. Luckily nobody was bitten. The vet gave her a tranquiliser and when Spots woke up she was calm again.


19 posted on 06/23/2019 10:49:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (SUBSCRIBE to the DUmmie FUnnies YouTube Channel...NOW!!!)
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I just now looked down at my slippers and noticed, that in addition to biting me, Teddy chewed off the back parts of my slippers.


20 posted on 06/23/2019 11:09:00 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (SUBSCRIBE to the DUmmie FUnnies YouTube Channel...NOW!!!)
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