Presuming a lot there.
I DO!!!!!!!!!!
OOH OOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE HERE, ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’LL BRING THE CHAMPAGNE AND SOY SAUCE!!!
Your body is telling you it’s desperate to bear a child, lady. There’s only one way to fix that, and it’s not casual hookup sex.
She’s never heard of Tindr?...................
if you are a woman, you attach the strings...
men are easy.
easy women ensnare...
there are always strings.
Ping.
Pingity, ping, ping, ping.
The common factor in all your disappointing relationships, lady, is YOU.
The thing is, I have a high sex drive, and I can’t fully satisfy myself on my own—though believe me, I try.
Pathetic wanker ...
In the past, when I’ve had hookup buddies, I like them, but it never really is just sex—we inevitably get to know each other better
Because you simply CANNOT have sexual intercourse without consequences. It just doesn't exist.
Quit being a slut. Behave honorably, and you might have a better chance finding an honorable man. If you haven't already turned yourself into an emotional wreck with too much baggage.
not in the mood to engage you either.
Please keep your misused reproductive organ to yourself, selfish woman.
This is from yesterday.....too late.
"I love that you're a Navy pilot..! So tall and heroic, and your uniform --wow..!"
Six months later:
"I need you to quit the Navy. And I need you to take out the garbage."
Actually, it could be a million things. But something MAJOR about you is something she believes she needs to prune away until you're "right".
The funny thing is, sometimes the thing that attracted her to you in the first place is the very thing she wants to go away.
THAT part I don't get at all.
Any woman can get all the sex she wants. Go to any bar on a Friday night. Dress exposing breasts and legs, and sit alone at the bar. She’ll need a flyswatter to flick off the ones she doesn’t find attractive.
There is a way for her to do that, and she can make some money at it too.
Oh my!
If you are having great sex it’s because you have an emotional attachment.
It’s difficult to achieve that with a one night stand or “F buddy.”
She should know that.
Dear Penthouse Forum:
I answered an ad online for casual sex...............................................................................................................................................The Doctor says I have a 50% chance my penis won’t fall off.
Sincerely,
Dick
This is a fake letter to attract readers to a slate.
Women like that do not exist in the real world.
There are plenty of real women who want to have sex.
There are no real women who write to Slate about being attractive and being unable to find “no-strings-attached sex.”
Perhaps, just perhaps, she is the creep? Just an idea worth considering...
btt
Women use love to find sex, men use sex to find love....
If you are looking for sex with no emotional involvement, the only way you are going to get that, are one night stands.
Even if both people know what the situation is and agree to it going in, you will get some level of emotional involvement, there is no way around it, unless both people are complete sociopaths. That doesn’t mean you will fall in love, but you can’t have that sort of thing without SOME level of emotional attachment occurring, for any length of time.
Even in a situation where both partners are having their emotional needs met elsewhere, and are just looking for physical needs taken care of... you will still get some level of emotional attachment.