Posted on 06/28/2018 9:20:51 AM PDT by Oldpuppymax
Hat Tips: navypatriot and Suzanne Eovaldi
A 76-year-old man is having a drink in a bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a Few seats away. She's so attractive that he just can't take his eyes off her.
After a short while, the girl notices him staring, and approaches him.
Before the man can apologize, the girl looks him in the eyes and says in a sultry tone: "I'll do anything you'd like. Anything in your wildest dreams, it doesn't matter how crazy, I'm game."
The mans jaw drops and is completely stunned.
She continues, "I want $100, and there's one condition. You have to tell me what you want in just three words."
The man takes a moment to think about this offer from the beautiful woman. Then he whips out his wallet and puts ten $10 bills in her outstretched hand.
He looks her square in the eyes, and says slowly and clearly.... "Paint my house."
Our needs change as we get older.
Ed. An old joke but still a good one; and, unfortunately, quite true.
My Cheshire Cat Smile!!
A keeper...
....but I’d have to add..in a bikini
...worth the extra $20....
“We’re getting granite countertops”...
`Nice beaver’ joke in there somewhere....
;^)
TTIWWP
“Do your worst?”
bkmk
I love the granite countertops joke.
He could have been using Dog Whistle Codes;
She replied with a wink; “Pops, I will ‘paint your house’, if you think you can ‘paint my wagon’. I’m talkin’ brushes & buckets. Deal?”
Reminds me of a line from MAD DOG COLL in which Coll threatens an old man. His reaction is...
“Mr Coll, I am seventy five years old. I don’t look at the girls anymore, even in their summer dresses. Save your threats for someone who has their life in front of them.”
I am not on that list of people complaining. :)
This response warrants a USSC seat. I will speak to you know who” about it. And thanks.
An elderly man is passing a pond and a frog calls out to him.
"Hey, mister, if you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess, yours to do with as you please!"
The man picks up the frog and starts to put it in his pocket.
"Hey, what are you doing? Don't you want a beautiful princess?"
"No thanks. At my age I'd rather have a talking frog."
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