Reminds me of a line from MAD DOG COLL in which Coll threatens an old man. His reaction is...
“Mr Coll, I am seventy five years old. I don’t look at the girls anymore, even in their summer dresses. Save your threats for someone who has their life in front of them.”
An elderly man is passing a pond and a frog calls out to him.
"Hey, mister, if you kiss me I'll turn into a beautiful princess, yours to do with as you please!"
The man picks up the frog and starts to put it in his pocket.
"Hey, what are you doing? Don't you want a beautiful princess?"
"No thanks. At my age I'd rather have a talking frog."