Posted on 05/31/2017 5:50:34 PM PDT by Dajjal
Every morning I wake up before 5am Eastern and switch on the TV to watch the early version of ″Fox & Friends″. Aside from enjoying my breakfast with the lovely Heather Childress, I learn what the ′Big News′ item is for the day ahead. The big topic this morning was a Midnight tweet on Twitter by President Donald Trump. The story is that he allegedly misspelled the word ′coverage′ when he wrote ′covfefe′ instead in a tweet about the negative press. As a Shaolin Master Abbott of the Temple of Trump Fu, I saw the true purpose of the use of this word. For starters, coverage has 8 letters while covfefe has only 7. Buddha Trump, once again, demonstrated the power of Trump Fu, as #covfefe became the rage and dominated social media. Even Jimmy Kimmel tweeted his feeling of shame in knowing that he could never equal our great master, Buddha Trump.
After some six hours, President Donald Trump took down the tweet of ′covfefe′, having proven his power over social media. This is just part of the power of Trump Fu. A martial art very adaptable to defeating political opponents, as well as disarming the Fake News Media. For example, one style of Trump Fu, the Sean Spicer Podium Grip, will completely overwhelm any moronic Fake News journalist who keeps asking the same stupid question over and over again. So how does ′covfefe′ play into Trump Fu?
Those familiar with the Frank Herbert Sci-Fi novel, ″DUNE″, may recall the ′Weirding Way′. A method of using sound in combat. Indeed, in the novel, the hero′s name, Muad′Dib, became a ′killing word′. We saw from early in the 2016 campaign how Buddha Trump used words to crush his enemies. Some examples of this include ′low energy′ when describing Jeb Bush, or Lyin′ Ted and Crooked Hillary. Even some of Buddha Trump′s passing remarks became powerful weapons of Trump Fu. Such as during one of the final debates when he blew away Hillary Clinton with a nonchalant, ″You′d be in jail.″
Buddha Trump′s extraordinary skill and technique of Trump Fu is such that he no longer needs any physical contact to crush and disable his opponents. Just as we see in the classic martial art film, ″The 36th Chamber of Shaolin″, the 35th Chamber of the Shaolin style of Kung Fu enabled the Master Abbot to fling his opponent dozens of feet away simply by raising his palms against the opponent. You ″Star Wars″ fans may interpret this as a sign of ′The Force′.
So what does ′covfefe′ mean? Does it matter? Of course not! As an old Shaolin proverb goes, ″The beggar in the marketplace is blind to all except the song of the nightingale.″ President Donald Trump used the word covfefe to demonstrate his ability to dominate social media. The definition of covfefe is, in itself, a demonstration that our great master, Buddha Trump, is all powerful. Covfefe is just a sample from the stream of consciousness needed by those who practice the Art of Trump Fu. Despite all attempts by the Fake News Media to rule in this war of words, Buddha Trump and Trump Fu rules!
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Frog Latin?
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A CNN headline says,”Covfefe tells you all you need to know about Trump.”
What does Obama calling Navy Corpsmen,
“Corpsemen,” tell you about Obama??
Damn The Democrats.The rules are always different for them.
I was working off Navajo code, but I think you broke it.
Eek.
Who’s selling that?
ROTFL!
Interesting, my mother was from Hibbing MN. (on the Iron Range) She worked in Vermillion during the summer at a resort place of some kind.
She finished high school in Duluth.
Bob Dylan was born in Hibbing, too.
Not sure... found it by Googling “covfefe meme”. I would be willing to bet that over time- 500,000 hats with Make America Covfefe Again, will sell like hot cakes.
Predicting- that the Trump Kung Fu stands up to all assaults heading his way, proving that the kung fu theory is spot on.
Here’s one site that’s selling it....
Just having fun with converting cobalt, vanadium, and 2 parts iron, into something tangible.
Went for iron mines in the same vein (no pun intended) as coal mines/veins. Guessing that the miner’s pensions are finally protected and THAT is a campaign promise fulfilled, so talents can be directed to other battleground states that are either winnable, or need protection. Woot! Woot!
Trump sends coded messages to the troops in the field and it all hits home. covfefe = cobalt + vanadium + iron + iron.
Save the iron ore mines! Save the iron ore mines! Save the iron ore mines!
I post this theory in the hope that liberal’s heads are exploding everywhere! BOOM!
Appreciate the anecdotal and familial facts. ;0)
haha
Someone on another thread solved this ...
It’s arabic for “I will stand up” (despite all the bad press coverage)
... and on Google translator, if you put in “I will stand up” to be translated back to Arabic, then hit the speaker button, it sounds something like “so f()k off”
Trump is a master at messing with lefties!
I did not understand the covfefe comment.
I did understand the Iron Range in MN.
Thanks.
[ I did not understand the covfefe comment. ]
Which one and in which post?
It was my problem, I did not read the article at the link.
Trump is an amazing person. Right man for the moment.
Link?
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