Posted on 03/24/2016 6:11:12 PM PDT by grey_whiskers
The picnic was supposed to celebrate the capabilities of women in a safe, women-only environment, but things didnt quite go as planned.
With the sun hanging high in the sky it seemed to be perfect weather for a picnic. But the seven proud feminist friends were in for a big surprise when none of them brought any food at all.
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And of course nobody hired a caterer to provide food. Feminists don’t think they should do traditional kitchen things but they think men should do traditional male things like pay for meals.
I’m not coming if there are no sammiches.
I am DYING!!!!
No one made sammitches??!!
I am guessing all of them could stand to skip a meal or 50.
Satire fer sure.
Another story at the site:
“The Zodiac Killer steps forward to deny being Ted Cruz”
Southern California — Orange County, the single conservative stronghold in SoCal and all my friends are conservatives. We would welcome you and your wife — maybe she could embarrass the others into contributing.
I love to cook....I love to bake....if I had to do my life all over, I would try to cook professionally, like on “A Chef’s life”....best cooking show on the telly imo...
I was guessing Austin.
LOL thank you.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? NONE! Let the b*itch wash dishes in the dark!
Hee hee hee
Make me a sammich!
And when I snap my fingers, I want a cold beer.
(Not directed to conservative women. I wait on them).
From the comedy movie Blades of Glory starring the guy who played Napoleon Dynamite...
Calling Colonel Sanders.
That is so sad. As a woman, I take pride in keeping a clean house, keeping up with the laundry, and cooking for and serving my husband. Of course, I am a Boomer....
I also live in the OC and my wite won’t cook either. Hasn’t for the 20 years we’ve been together. It has caused a lot of resentment to build up inside me.
Yes, but will she let you go out drinking with your buddies to all hours of the night just to come home and stand on the bed over her sleeping body and relive your self in a golden shower? Chicks dig that.
It is made up. Right?
It is comedy. The Daily Squat may not be a source to consider for serious consideration.
Just laugh.
I’m a 32 years old single Guy but yeah all the chicks in my social circle can’t cook.
The poster that I replied to thought it was real.
It was pretty far fetched to me, but then again, I thought it was far fetched that some college kids think chalk writing is harmful. Turns out that one is true. So you never know what you’re gonna get these days.
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