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Feminist picnic falls apart after no-one makes any sandwiches
The Daily Squat ^ | March 4, 2016 | DAVID MARRS

Posted on 03/24/2016 6:11:12 PM PDT by grey_whiskers

The picnic was supposed to celebrate the capabilities of women in a safe, women-only environment, but things didn’t quite go as planned.

With the sun hanging high in the sky it seemed to be perfect weather for a picnic. But the seven proud feminist friends were in for a big surprise when none of them brought any food at all.

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Food; Humor; Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: feminism; irony; picnic; sammiches; satire
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To: grey_whiskers

And of course nobody hired a caterer to provide food. Feminists don’t think they should do traditional kitchen things but they think men should do traditional male things like pay for meals.


21 posted on 03/24/2016 6:31:37 PM PDT by angry elephant (Endangered species in Seattle)
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To: grey_whiskers

I’m not coming if there are no sammiches.


22 posted on 03/24/2016 6:36:30 PM PDT by kaehurowing
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To: grey_whiskers

I am DYING!!!!

No one made sammitches??!!

I am guessing all of them could stand to skip a meal or 50.


23 posted on 03/24/2016 6:36:42 PM PDT by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: grey_whiskers

Satire fer sure.

Another story at the site:

“The ‘Zodiac Killer’ steps forward to deny being Ted Cruz”


24 posted on 03/24/2016 6:36:44 PM PDT by dynachrome (We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values.)
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To: manc

Southern California — Orange County, the single conservative stronghold in SoCal and all my friends are conservatives. We would welcome you and your wife — maybe she could embarrass the others into contributing.


25 posted on 03/24/2016 6:37:16 PM PDT by Kellis91789 (Trump fires employees who lie to him or embarrass him. He could depopulate DC.)
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To: Seruzawa

I love to cook....I love to bake....if I had to do my life all over, I would try to cook professionally, like on “A Chef’s life”....best cooking show on the telly imo...


26 posted on 03/24/2016 6:37:32 PM PDT by cherry
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To: Kellis91789

I was guessing Austin.


27 posted on 03/24/2016 6:46:40 PM PDT by jospehm20
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To: Kellis91789

LOL thank you.


28 posted on 03/24/2016 6:47:05 PM PDT by manc (Marriage =1 man + 1 woman,when they say marriage equality then they should support polygamy)
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To: Bloody Sam Roberts

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? NONE! Let the b*itch wash dishes in the dark!

Hee hee hee


29 posted on 03/24/2016 6:54:55 PM PDT by bigtoona (The media, GOPe, dems, commie Pope, hate Trump. He is the destroyer we've been waiting for!)
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To: null and void

Make me a sammich!


And when I snap my fingers, I want a cold beer.

(Not directed to conservative women. I wait on them).


30 posted on 03/24/2016 6:59:08 PM PDT by laplata ( Liberals/Progressives have diseased minds.)
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To: grey_whiskers
Some guys should have dropped by with a tray of manwurst sammiches:


31 posted on 03/24/2016 7:03:41 PM PDT by PLMerite (The Revolution...will not be kind.)
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To: PLMerite

From the comedy movie Blades of Glory starring the guy who played Napoleon Dynamite...

32 posted on 03/24/2016 7:09:27 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: grey_whiskers

Calling Colonel Sanders.


33 posted on 03/24/2016 7:15:23 PM PDT by Ciexyz ("You know who gets hurt? The people who worked hard, lived frugally, and saved their money." - Trump)
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To: Kellis91789

That is so sad. As a woman, I take pride in keeping a clean house, keeping up with the laundry, and cooking for and serving my husband. Of course, I am a Boomer....


34 posted on 03/24/2016 7:15:29 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Keep calm and Pray on.)
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To: Kellis91789

I also live in the OC and my wite won’t cook either. Hasn’t for the 20 years we’ve been together. It has caused a lot of resentment to build up inside me.


35 posted on 03/24/2016 7:27:05 PM PDT by SoCal Pubbie
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To: SoCal Pubbie
I also live in the OC and my wite won’t cook either. Hasn’t for the 20 years we’ve been together. It has caused a lot of resentment to build up inside me.

Yes, but will she let you go out drinking with your buddies to all hours of the night just to come home and stand on the bed over her sleeping body and relive your self in a golden shower? Chicks dig that.

36 posted on 03/24/2016 7:34:04 PM PDT by Zeneta (Thoughts in time and out of season.)
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To: RC one

It is made up. Right?


37 posted on 03/24/2016 7:35:46 PM PDT by FamiliarFace
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To: FamiliarFace

It is comedy. The Daily Squat may not be a source to consider for serious consideration.

Just laugh.


38 posted on 03/24/2016 7:56:51 PM PDT by eyedigress ((Old storm chaser from the west))
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To: Kellis91789

I’m a 32 years old single Guy but yeah all the chicks in my social circle can’t cook.


39 posted on 03/24/2016 7:58:44 PM PDT by MinorityRepublican
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To: eyedigress

The poster that I replied to thought it was real.

It was pretty far fetched to me, but then again, I thought it was far fetched that some college kids think chalk writing is harmful. Turns out that one is true. So you never know what you’re gonna get these days.


40 posted on 03/24/2016 8:06:49 PM PDT by FamiliarFace
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