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Will you get these 20 jokes meant for really brainy people?
The Looking Spoon ^
| 3-12-14
| The Looking Spoon
Posted on 03/12/2014 9:46:13 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
This has been making rounds. Some are really good, and the others I haven't gotten yet ;-P
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: brainy; intellectual; jokes
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To: Blood of Tyrants
They can’t know if they “all” want a beer until all three have made their decision. So the third one can say “yes.”
To: Borges
To: cuban leaf
The one about the programmer and loaves of bread was very good.
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posted on
03/12/2014 9:59:59 AM PDT
by
Loud Mime
(Character matters for those who understand the concept)
To: SoothingDave
I think it’s because Chomsky is a linguist and he said the joke was not told correctly.
To: Shimmer1
#12 Count in Octal (0-7) 31 equals decimal 31.
#14 Pavlov has inadvertently trained himself to feed the dog when he hears a bell.
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posted on
03/12/2014 10:00:53 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
To: alloysteel
hilariously funny after about the fourth beer and a shot.
Just before the blackout stage
_______________________
Piker.
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posted on
03/12/2014 10:00:57 AM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(leftist totalitarian fascism is on the move.)
To: cuban leaf
ooOOOHHH I get it.... no I don’t get it.... Oh I get it - WOW
To: The Looking Spoon
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posted on
03/12/2014 10:01:12 AM PDT
by
TBP
(Obama lies, Granny dies.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Number 9 sounds like something the Marx Brothers would pull off.
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03/12/2014 10:01:52 AM PDT
by
TBP
(Obama lies, Granny dies.)
To: Shimmer1
#12:
31 in base 8 (oct) is equal to 25 base 10 (dec). FWIW, in math humor that coincidence is really funny.
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posted on
03/12/2014 10:02:03 AM PDT
by
grania
To: The Looking Spoon
My favorite “intellectual” joke is still the one about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac.
He sat up all night wondering if there was a dog.
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posted on
03/12/2014 10:02:09 AM PDT
by
CrazyIvan
(Obama phones= Bread and circuits.)
To: Olog-hai
#10 sounds like Yogi Berra Yes, it does.
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03/12/2014 10:02:45 AM PDT
by
TBP
(Obama lies, Granny dies.)
To: cuban leaf
The first is a joke about quantified logic.
Number 8 is a logical truth statement: the baby can only be a boy or a girl.
To: Shimmer1
Octal 31 = Decimal 25, I assume
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posted on
03/12/2014 10:03:04 AM PDT
by
Scrambler Bob
("The Pen" has a nice ring to it, kind of like "Graybar Hotel")
To: areukiddingme1
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03/12/2014 10:03:05 AM PDT
by
TBP
(Obama lies, Granny dies.)
To: The Looking Spoon
I get them all. Some are more clever than others.
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posted on
03/12/2014 10:03:14 AM PDT
by
IronJack
To: Loud Mime
The one about the programmer and loaves of bread was very good.
Yeah. I turned and told it to two developers having a conversation behind me. At the end they paused, thought about it, and then both broke out in laughter.
To: The Looking Spoon
I’ve lost my train of thought and I wish you were on it.
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03/12/2014 10:03:37 AM PDT
by
TBP
(Obama lies, Granny dies.)
To: Chickensoup
So I asked the physicist, “What’s new.” He said, “C over lambda.”
To: The Looking Spoon
I get many, but not really the logician ones! Very cute.
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posted on
03/12/2014 10:04:37 AM PDT
by
the OlLine Rebel
(Common sense is an uncommon virtue./Technological progress cannot be legislated.)
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