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Will you get these 20 jokes meant for really brainy people?
The Looking Spoon ^
| 3-12-14
| The Looking Spoon
Posted on 03/12/2014 9:46:13 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
This has been making rounds. Some are really good, and the others I haven't gotten yet ;-P
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: brainy; intellectual; jokes
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To: null and void
You’ll have to explain 12, 13 and 14 to me.
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posted on
03/12/2014 9:51:03 AM PDT
by
Shimmer1
(When you have neither the law nor the facts on your side, pound the table.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Some of those are just awful. “How could you have mass without me?” And You found Pascal were real groaners.
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posted on
03/12/2014 9:51:22 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly. Stand fast. God knows what He is doing.)
To: The Looking Spoon
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posted on
03/12/2014 9:51:57 AM PDT
by
Chickensoup
(leftist totalitarian fascism is on the move.)
To: The Looking Spoon
I invented spot remover — Now I can’t find my dog
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posted on
03/12/2014 9:52:07 AM PDT
by
areukiddingme1
(areukiddingme1 is a synonym for a Retired U.S. Navy Chief Petty Officer and tired of liberal BS.))
To: The Looking Spoon
Big list of groaners. #10 sounds like Yogi Berra, though.
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posted on
03/12/2014 9:52:29 AM PDT
by
Olog-hai
To: The Looking Spoon
some of those are quite funny - - the pause before I got them increased their humor value.
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posted on
03/12/2014 9:53:02 AM PDT
by
Loud Mime
(Character matters for those who understand the concept)
To: The Looking Spoon
I didn’t get three of them, but 14 was hysterical, on several levels. :-D
To: Shimmer1
14: Pavlovs dog. And it turns out he conditioned himself!
To: The Looking Spoon
Said the Intellectual on stage:
“I know you’re out there...I can hear you breathing”.
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posted on
03/12/2014 9:55:28 AM PDT
by
Beowulf9
To: Shimmer1
12 octal vs decimal.
Octal 31 is decimal 25.
To: reaganaut
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posted on
03/12/2014 9:55:53 AM PDT
by
mrreaganaut
(Scott Walker 2016!)
To: The Looking Spoon
I don’t get them, I’m a Conservative.
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posted on
03/12/2014 9:56:27 AM PDT
by
right way right
(America has embraced the suck of Freedumb.)
To: Shimmer1
12. Octal (base 8) 31 is equal to Decimal (base 10) 25.
(3*8) + 1 = 24+1 = 25
13. I don’t get Chomsky either, but Heisenberg is famous for the uncertainty theory.
14. Pavlov experimented with dogs, getting them to associate a bell ringing with being fed. In this joke, he hears a bell (phone) ringing and associates it with feeding the dog. He inadvertently “programmed” himself to respond to the bell.
To: The Looking Spoon
I got them all except #3.
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posted on
03/12/2014 9:56:32 AM PDT
by
Blood of Tyrants
(Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
To: Olog-hai
Big list of groaners. #10 sounds like Yogi Berra, though.
That’s because you’re not smart enough. :-P
To: Chickensoup
“these are great!”
Was bedeutet das? “Great” in the sense that they were extremely witty, or as a remark during an all-night drinking party?
Because they are all hilariously funny after about the fourth beer and a shot.
Just before the blackout stage.
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posted on
03/12/2014 9:57:41 AM PDT
by
alloysteel
(Obamacare - Death and Taxes now available online. One-stop shopping at its best!)
To: The Looking Spoon
If I think they're not funny does it mean I'm stupid?
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posted on
03/12/2014 9:57:48 AM PDT
by
vigilante2
(Re-elect nobody)
To: cuban leaf
Nobody’s smarter than Yogi Berra!
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posted on
03/12/2014 9:57:57 AM PDT
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Olog-hai
To: Blood of Tyrants
I had a hard time with the “logician” ones.
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