Posted on 03/12/2014 9:46:13 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
This has been making rounds. Some are really good, and the others I haven't gotten yet ;-P
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
On 3 question was if ‘all’ wanted a drink - logically the first two couldn’t answer until the third did so they didn’t know - they could only answer no (because I don’t so not all three or I don’t know because of the others- until the third heard the orlther two day they didn’t know them he could say yes)... Logically
I detest that douchebag.
Based on inside knowledge, most aren’t that funny anyway, but let me tell you, number 5 is truly hilarious!
See post 59 for 13.
Only one I don’t get is #7. The two-fingered Roman one.
#11, the chemist and plumber one. That escapes me. Hint please? Anybody? Beuller?
The two fingers are a V... for Roman 5.
You get “unionized” for the plumber, right?
Try “un-ionized” for the chemist. Not ionized.
Got them all except 2 and 12.
ps
The one on entropy was the best of the list.
union-ized vs. un-ionized
Chemist thinks in terms of chemistry, ie Ions. He'd say un-Ionized.
“The two fingers are a V... for Roman 5.” Aw! Geesh! Of course! I missed the easiest one! Where’s my coffee? Thanks!
The worst thing about voids? There’s nowhere to GO!
Excellent! Thanks for the post.
So I asked the physicist, “What’s new.” He said, “C over lambda.”
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Sometimes Startpage is the only reason I get anything.
Years ago worked with a number of physicists who were no longer needed in the nuclear power industry because of leftist contractions, and were trying to make lateral moves into software engineering and design. Great guys! Maybe their heads were in the clouds but I found them down to earth.
A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, “Using every applicable thing you’ve learned in this course, prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST.”
So, pencils are writing and erasers are erasing, students are preparing to embark on novels proving that this chair doesn’t exist, except for one student. He spends thirty seconds writing his answer, then turns his final in to the astonishment of his peers.
Time goes by, and the day comes when all the students get their final grades...and to the amazement of the class, the student who wrote for thirty seconds gets the highest grade in the class.
His answer to the question: “What chair?”
It’s one of my favorite jokes and I tell it all the time. Got it from my Dad about 50 years ago.
Funny, though, most women I’ve told it to don’t think it’s funny.
I tell it anyway, though.
cheers
Jim
Chomsky claims that the reason communism hasn’t been successful is because no one has done it right yet.
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and that is a sad joke.
Darn it, you beat me to it. I love that joke.
There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
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