Darn it, you beat me to it. I love that joke.
There are 10 types of people, those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a mountain climber?
You can’t. A mountain climber is a scalar.
...and those who don't understand that this is a tertiary joke.
That reminded me of a joke ascribed to humorist Robert Benchley (famous during 20s-40s): There are two types of people in this world. Those who divide people into two types and those who don't.
I really enjoyed this thread and thankful to all who contributed but especially to those who explained the ones I did not get. As corny as some of them were, it was a laugh out loud experience.