Posted on 12/28/2013 1:56:57 AM PST by servo1969
So, one of the Christmas presents I got for my wife is a wax warmer.
My 6-year-old son was walking through the living room today as I was moving it
and he asked, "Daddy, where did you get that for Mommy?"
So I said, "What, this?"
"Yes."
"At the store."
"Oh."
He walked a little further and asked, "What store?"
And I said, "A store that sells these."
"Oh, okay!" and he walked off completely satisfied.
My wife, who had been reading on the couch, began to laugh and said, "What kind of conversation was that?!"
And I jokingly replied, "That's how men talk, baby. You wouldn't understand."
She laughed and replied, "Oh, really?"
And I laughed and said, "Sure! See, we understood each other completely. Even at six he already understands Man-Speech. It's comes from being born with 'testiculars,' don't you know?"
She laughed out loud and replied, "Oh, whatever! Next time you should just grunt at each other."
And laughed I said, "When he's older."
UHG!
Og go pee outside Cave with Dogs now.
Dogs go UGH 2
:-)
LOL! It explains, also, why men are doing well if they can name more than 8 colors. :-D
Huh...there are more than eight colors?
Women come back from looking at possible bridesmaids’ dresses.
Husband: So what did you pick?
Wife: We can’t decide between the puce and the periwinkle.
Husband: Talk in regular colors!
LOL!
Too true.
Tune in tomorrow, when the young lad tries molding bullets out of the hot wax.
Amazon Kindle Paperwhite 2 - Killing Jesus: A History [Kindle Edition]
363 days till Christmas.
“I’m still a guy” by Brad Paisley
When you see a deer, you see Bambi
And I see antlers up on the wall
When you see a lake you think picnics
And I see a large mouth up under that log
You’re probably thinkin’ that you’re gonna change me
In some ways, well, maybe you might
Scrub me down, dress me up
Oh, but no matter what, remember, I’m still a guy
When you see a priceless French painting
I see a drunk naked girl
When you think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy
And I’d like to give it a whirl
Well, love makes a man do some things he ain’t proud of
And in a weak moment I might
Walk your sissie dog, hold your purse at the mall
But remember, I’m still a guy
And I’ll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around, knock some jerk to the ground
‘Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
I can hear you now talkin’ to your friends
Sayin’ yeah, girls he’s come a long way
From draggin’ his knuckles and carryin’ a club
And buildin’ a fire in a cave
But when you say a back rub means only a back rub
Then you swat my hand when I try
Well, now what can I say at the end of the day
Honey, I’m still a guy
And I’ll pour out my heart, hold your hand in the car
Write a love song that makes you cry
Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground
‘Cause he copped a feel as you walked by
These days there’s dudes gettin’ facials
Manicured, waxed and botoxed
With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands
You can’t grip a tackle box
Yeah, with all of these men linin’ up to get neutered
It’s hip now to be feminized
But I don’t highlight my hair, I’ve still got a pair
Yeah honey, I’m still a guy
Oh, my eyebrows ain’t plucked, there’s a gun in my truck
Oh thank God, I’m still a guy
Yeah boy
Wife: We can’t decide between the puce and the periwinkle.
Husband: Go for the flowers. Flowers has gotta be better than throw-up.
Your wife is a Pachinko?
No, there are 8 colors total. RGB for computer monitors is Red, Green, Blue. CMYK for print is Cyan, Magenta, Yellow, and Black. Paper is White.
I was thinking Flat Black, Dark Earth, and Olive Drab.
Oh, and “medium-rare”.
Some call it “pink”.
Shows what I know.
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