Posted on 09/15/2011 12:59:36 PM PDT by The Looking Spoon
You have been reported to #attackwatch for thoughtcrimes.
you are correct! and Chuck Norris has only two speeds - stop and Kill
I have a friend in Hollywood who says that no one has seen Pee Wee Herman since Obama started to be in the news. Coincidence? I think not!
When you think of Chuck Norris, you either immediately think action movie star (recalling his numerous feature films) or television star, for his long-running CBS television series, “Walker, Texas Ranger.”
But prior to that, Chuck was a martial arts star, winning many martial arts championships including being a six-time undefeated World Professional MiddleWeight Karate Champion. Chuck was also a renowned teacher in the martial arts. Some of his students were Steve McQueen, Bob Barker, Priscilla Presley and Donnie & Marie Osmond.
From 1964 to 1968, Chuck won many State, National, and International amateur karate titles. In 1968, Chuck fought and won the World Professional MiddleWeight Karate championships by defeating the World’s Top Fighters. He held that title until 1974 when he retired undefeated.
In 1968, Chuck was inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame as Fighter of the Year. In 1975, he was inducted as Instructor of the Year and in 1977, Chuck received the honor of Man of the Year.
Chuck is also founder and President of United Fighting Arts Federation with over 2,300 black belts all over the world.
In 1997, Chuck achieved another milestone in his life by being the first man ever in the Western Hemisphere to be awarded an 8th degree Black Belt Grand Master recognition in the Tae Kwon Do system. This was a first in 4,500 years of tradition.
LOL! Good one! I may have to borrow that when/if I come up with more in the series...
Ok, Chuck Norris told me to post this...
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Yeah but chuck Norris knows the last digit if pi and can divide by zero.
He taught Priscilla Presley? Donnie and Marie? Now I am impressed!
Excuse me, but now I have to run while I still can.
Actually, Pee Wee had the gigantic stones to do Sturgis last year. Turned out he was a huge hit.
Chuck Norris once lit a fart in the Great Sahara Forest.
Chuck Norris should not have his name mentioned in the same sentence as the Wimpy One.
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