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Felon Bought Rifle To Stop Alien Invasion
Side Arm Talk ^
| 7/4/2010
| The Pudge
Posted on 07/04/2010 8:40:51 PM PDT by beericus
A Fairfield man was arrested Thursday morning after buying a high powered rifle to stop an alien invasion, police said. Fairfield Police Sgt. James Perez said Dane Eisenman, 57, responded to a classified advertisement for a .30-06 rifle about a month ago. While filing out the paper for the rifle, police said, he mentioned to the seller what he would be using the weapon for. He said he was going to use the weapon to kill aliens, Perez said.
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TOPICS: UFO's; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aliens; banglist
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posted on
07/04/2010 8:40:56 PM PDT
by
beericus
To: beericus
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posted on
07/04/2010 8:47:32 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: beericus
Sgt. Perez said Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because Theyre going to be coming soon.
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posted on
07/04/2010 8:47:55 PM PDT
by
TSgt
(We will always be prepared, so we may always be free. - Ronald Reagan)
To: TSgt
The fluke-man from the X-Files episode, "The Host"
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posted on
07/04/2010 8:51:43 PM PDT
by
Joe 6-pack
(Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
To: TSgt
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posted on
07/04/2010 8:52:43 PM PDT
by
beericus
(Putting the cool in conservatism, dip in the hip and a glid in the stride.)
To: TSgt
The guy has that face like in the 80s movies where they rip off the face and its an alien underneath. He already has the bulges so it's a matter of time before he goes through his metamorphosis.
Michelle Obama looks half piranha in that picture. Anyone know where it was taken and who she was yelling at to make such a grotesque face?
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posted on
07/04/2010 8:54:23 PM PDT
by
Blue Highway
("Judge me by the people with whom I surround myself" Barack Obama, Oct 15, 2008 Presidential debate)
To: Windflier
Sgt. Perez said Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because Theyre going to be coming soon.
Poor guy was confused by the reports of the murdering aliens pouring across the border under The Valley of the Sun...and the gubmint refuses to defend us.
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posted on
07/04/2010 8:55:49 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(I'm not a racist, you're just saying that because I'm white.)
To: beericus
Is killing aliens illegal?
To: Windflier
Is he talking about ILLEGAL aliens?
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posted on
07/04/2010 9:00:01 PM PDT
by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God).)
To: 2 Kool 2 Be 4-Gotten
NO!!
But being a felon is. I guess!!
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posted on
07/04/2010 9:02:46 PM PDT
by
beericus
(Putting the cool in conservatism, dip in the hip and a glid in the stride.)
To: beericus
Oh yeah, the felon part, I guess I forgot.
But for the rest of us - it’s open season, yee-haw!
To: jessduntno
Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because Theyre going to be coming soon. Didn't realize he meant those kind of aliens. Ah well.
The pressure of current events is obviously making the weakest among us crack at the seams. We're next.
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posted on
07/04/2010 9:07:02 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: beericus
Already posted, but actually it is no body business what he bought it for. Could be someone just has a warped sense of humor.
To: beericus
He must have run out of bubblegum.
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posted on
07/04/2010 9:08:27 PM PDT
by
smokingfrog
( - Eccl. 10:18 -)
To: beericus
Grays or Reptilians? It’s important to ask. At least in Ohio, you need a night vision scope for the one and a special permit for the other.
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posted on
07/04/2010 9:09:53 PM PDT
by
katana
(For what is an Irishman ? But a .......)
To: nmh
Is he talking about ILLEGAL aliens? It appears that he means the ET sort of aliens.
'Course, if you think about it, they're illegal, too. No papers - get your hiney (or whatever that thing is) outta my country. LOL
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posted on
07/04/2010 9:10:03 PM PDT
by
Windflier
(To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
To: katana
“Grays or Reptilians? Its important to ask. At least in Ohio, you need a night vision scope for the one and a special permit for the other.”
Bag limits?
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posted on
07/04/2010 9:13:04 PM PDT
by
jessduntno
(I'm not a racist, you're just saying that because I'm white.)
To: Joe 6-pack
The fluke-man from the X-Files episode, "The Host"Darin Morgan is somewhere under all that makeup. My favorite X-Files screenwriter.
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posted on
07/04/2010 9:13:25 PM PDT
by
TChad
To: org.whodat
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posted on
07/04/2010 9:14:24 PM PDT
by
beericus
(Putting the cool in conservatism, dip in the hip and a glid in the stride.)
To: beericus
It’s working, haven’t seen an alien all afternoon!
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posted on
07/04/2010 9:51:21 PM PDT
by
SWAMPSNIPER
(The Second Amendment, A Matter Of Fact, Not A Matter Of Opinion)
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