[jessduntno]

Sgt. Perez said Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because “They’re going to be coming soon.”

Poor guy was confused by the reports of the murdering aliens pouring across the border under The Valley of the Sun...and the gubmint refuses to defend us.

[Windflier]

Eisenman told the seller of the rifle every 36,000 years, aliens who live under the sun come to Earth to kill humans, and he needed to be prepared because “They’re going to be coming soon.”

Didn't realize he meant those kind of aliens. Ah well.

The pressure of current events is obviously making the weakest among us crack at the seams. We're next.